Middle Managers

[Bundy]

Are they all retarded? Have they got to where they are by brown nosing or being the CEO's second cousins friend? The enigma of modern corporations that is the middle manager is something that I will never understand.

 

[chicoazul]

Are they all retarded? Have they got to where they are by brown nosing or being the CEO's second cousins friend? The enigma of modern corporations that is the middle manager is something that I will never understand.

I think they're rather ace if Im being honest.

 

[bluebastardo]

Are they all retarded? Have they got to where they are by brown nosing or being the CEO's second cousins friend? The enigma of modern corporations that is the middle manager is something that I will never understand.

Can you elaborate a little so a tired old man like me can understand the question better please m8?

 

[Bundy]

I think they're rather ace if Im being honest.

Only a middle manager would say such a thing. *Reaches for garlic and wooden stake.*

 

[heatmeiser]

Are you talking about Gordon Strachan?

He's a little nob to be honest.

 

[Bundy]

Can you elaborate a little so a tired old man like me can understand the question better please m8?

Just ranting about those leeches on company resources that are middle managers, no idea how to do there job, relying on their workers to cover their backsides all the time.

 

[chicoazul]

Only a middle manager would say such a thing. *Reaches for garlic and wooden stake.*

If they say things like: touch base, synergy savings, current economic climate, performance management systems or refer to any staff under them with the term "my", ie "my supervisor/team leader" etc then they're tits.

 

[chicoazul]

Just ranting about those leeches on company resources that are middle managers, no idea how to do there job, relying on their workers to cover their backsides all the time.

That's the whole point.

And the prettiest girls flirt with them too. Better pay thinking on too.

Why wouldn't anyone want to be a middle manager?

 

[GhostOfDixie]

Do you know who I hate, Server Admin people, they think they know the ******* lot. Power in the wrong hands, and they say things like -

'Works for me", well it's not working because the bloody password is not being accepted you moron!!!!!!

Then they say things like 'KISS', which stands for 'Keep It Simple Stupid'.

I've got one, WDTFOTH, which basically means Why Don't You **** Off Tit Head.

 

[Goat]

Chico is 1.

 

[chicoazul]

Chico is 1.

I am, two more rungs of the ladder and I report into Ronald himself.


gets flipping*

 

[Bundy]

Chico is out of the clique.

 

[chicoazul]

Chico is out of the clique.

People do my photocopying for me.

And think of it as reward.

 

[Bundy]

People do my photocopying for me.

And think of it as reward.

No more to add.

 

[Goat]

Chico IS the clique.