2025/26 Michael Vincent Keane

[DOMNOLAN]

Absolutely love that people recognise that personal performances do not equate to team performances.

Keane makes the team worse.

Bin.

 

[II McColl II]

That's the real Keano, the fella who when a striker puts it on him crumbles.

He's had a good season filling in but i've seen enough from O'brien to know who should be playing CB.

 

[Bristol Blue]

A fit Keane is bad enough, but playing him when he’s probably not fully fit is asking for trouble.

 

[Gene Parmesan]

Been back to his usual dopey self recently.

 

[StateSideToffee]

Below is what ChatGPT has to saying regarding Everton’s CBs:

 

[Rooney_Tunes]

Below is what ChatGPT has to saying regarding Everton’s CBs:

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Please send this to Moyes.

 

[Marius57]

Waiting for someone to come in and blame Tarkowski's pass on him.

He didn't play well, mind.

That pass was awful. But he literally stepped out the way to let their striker get it. It was abysmal defending.

 

[pfim]

That pass was awful. But he literally stepped out the way to let their striker get it. It was abysmal defending.

And there it is.

 

[sd_1992]

The fist interview question for any Everton manager should be “do you want to play Michael Keane”

If the answer is yes then they are the same crap dinosaur we have spent the last 10 years hiring and should be shown out immediately.

 

[tantavisiteler]

I wonder why all the managers, from elite ones and to non elites, Ancelotti, Marco Silva, Lampard, SD, Benitez etc. all played him insistently...they must be seeing smth in him that we don't. Weird stuff really. When he finally departs I will be over the moon

 

[Drico]

I wonder why all the managers, from elite ones and to non elites, Ancelotti, Marco Silva, Lampard, SD, Benitez etc. all played him insistently...they must be seeing smth in him that we don't. Weird stuff really. When he finally departs I will be over the moon

They probably see a goal in him that seems unlikely from our "strikers".

 

[Clarky cat]

Ahhh, Mr Keane we’ve been expecting you…

 

[MACCA75]

Where is Gana when you need him.

 

[Grfirestorm]

I feel playing Keane will do for Moyes what constantly picking an aging Phil Neville did. He’s just a liability, although he’s played well for parts this season, he just seem to put off the rest of the defence and Tarks doesn’t play well with him in the team. He should only play if we have no other fit CB, which is not the case at the moment.

 

[sd_1992]

Should have been let go in the summer.