2024/25 Michael Vincent Keane

Timbucktoo · June 30, 2025

Thomasc said:
To the tune of Candle in the wind.

Goodbye Michael Keane
Though we never knew you at all
You had the grace of an elephant
Who’s just about to fall

You scored a goal v palace
Which helped keep us up in the premier league
For which we are all grateful for

But it seems to me, you lived your life like a deer caught in the lights
With your flapping and indecision under the Goodison lights
And we would have loved to have known you, but it went bent
Your candle burned out long before, your contract came to an end.

Those lyrics are so terrible that I hope we give him a new 5 year deal.

Jimishorts · June 30, 2025

COYBL25 said:
That`s just like the famous painting, The Scream.

Rooney_Tunes · June 30, 2025

Jimishorts said:
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Be ruthless Everton; be ruthless.

SLAVEN BILIC · June 30, 2025

Neither of those clubs were promoted.

COYBL25 · June 30, 2025

Jimishorts said:
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It deffo works

smileychap · June 30, 2025

Is it over yet? Good luck Michael.

Not your fault someone thought you were a £30m centre half when that was proper dough.

Hope you carry on banging in a few anywhere but against Everton

RomanReigns · June 30, 2025

Frenk · June 30, 2025

I think he signs a 1 year extension. We are not going to fix all of our problems in one transfer window.

Rooney_Tunes · June 30, 2025

Frenk said:
I think he signs a 1 year extension. We are not going to fix all of our problems in one transfer window.

A three month extension is too long.

GoldenToffee · June 30, 2025

Joyce has just tweeted that we've restarted contract talks with him.

HKContractDave · June 30, 2025

Welcome back Keggers

blue to the bone · June 30, 2025

Meanwhile, contract talks have restarted with centre back Michael Keane who is officially a free agent tomorrow. Everton now want to keep Keane, 32, and are hoping to strike an agreement that would keep him at the club.

Rather than buying a replacement for Keane, the funds can be used elsewhere. Jarrad Branthwaite and Idrissa Gueye are set to sign contract new deals in the coming days.

From Joyce