Message of motivation to the team

[Ste2018]

Try not to get relegated

 

[Bob Latchford]

Booooooo

Brilliant and on point!
Repped!

 

[summerisle]

 

[tim cahill]

I'd just show them the last pay slip I had as head of the largest department in a top secondary school - never any bonus or performance incentives- the best was taken for granted and never got a mention, any drop in performance was pilloried by a gang if rottweilers called ofsted.

The worst of these clowns get in a week what I spent a year earning while building future lives.

These lads need some perspective.

Haven't you been off for 5 months though?

 

[Tipp blue]

I'd make them sit and watch the game where the Liverpool under 7s beat them, on a loop for 48 hours straight, then tell them that if they don't want to play for Everton just go and contracts will be cancelled but if you want to be here then play like it, no more half arsed efforts, or we'll spend another 48 hours watching useless performances.

 

[chrissyjack]

Try passing forwards , and see what happens

 

[john jako]

Just point at Davies and tell the rest to be less like him.

 

[Tipp blue]

Something along the lines of this,

 

[Lelouch]

A photo of Liverpool under 10's beating us should be enough.

 

[rylojr]

I'd have them all put in straight-jackets and that weird headset that forces their eyelids open "Clockwork Orange" style, and force them to watch the "Howards way" documentary on a loop.

That team was the template by which every subsequent one should be measured, failure to even attempt to compete just isn't good enough

 

[chrismpw]

Haven't you been off for 5 months though?

Mate I gave up teaching 5 years ago because I decided the pay wasn't worth it. Turns out you can live off saving very cheaply and very happily once you opt out of the consumerist culture.

All the teachers I know haven't been off though. Without any training they've been re-writing months of material to turn their courses into correspondence courses and getting to grips with submitting, reviewing and marking work over the Internet, while trying to instill motivation and discipline from a distance and putting up with all kinds of crap from parents who can't cope with their own kids behaviour but want better from the other side of a monitor.

In the middle, they all stopped under orders, and made plans to get the kids back. Re-wrote their courses to tie in the distance learning stuff and planned their classroom routines, only for the Idiot Chief in number 10 to change his blithering melted mind again.

So no - they've not had 5 months off and the media as usual haven't sang their praises either and nobody's clapped.

 

[firefighterblue]

Something along the lines of this,

Beat me to it ha

 

[Connor]

Whichever one of you nails Delph in training gets to avoid the guillotine

 

[wainy]

Lads, if you don’t get European football this year then I’m going to let Usmanov and his boys run a train on you all.

 

[cronullasharks]

In some ways Mario, welcome home.