Message of motivation to the team

[Lapeno77]

Would try being like this

But would more than likely end up like this

 

[RTGarland]

I wouldn't say anything. I'd listen to them, which no one else has done.

 

[windymiller]

I wouldn't say anything. I'd listen to them, which no one else has done.

Hippy

 

[tim cahill]

Mate I gave up teaching 5 years ago because I decided the pay wasn't worth it. Turns out you can live off saving very cheaply and very happily once you opt out of the consumerist culture.

All the teachers I know haven't been off though. Without any training they've been re-writing months of material to turn their courses into correspondence courses and getting to grips with submitting, reviewing and marking work over the Internet, while trying to instill motivation and discipline from a distance and putting up with all kinds of crap from parents who can't cope with their own kids behaviour but want better from the other side of a monitor.

In the middle, they all stopped under orders, and made plans to get the kids back. Re-wrote their courses to tie in the distance learning stuff and planned their classroom routines, only for the Idiot Chief in number 10 to change his blithering melted mind again.

So no - they've not had 5 months off and the media as usual haven't sang their praises either and nobody's clapped.

I was only joking mate. I was a teacher for 10 years and my wife has been for 15.

 

[chrismpw]

I was only joking mate. I was a teacher for 10 years and my wife has been for 15.

Sympathies mate.
I did it for 28. Its turned into a job I'd advise against anyone doing, unless they were minted and fancied charity work.

 

[Terrarian]

Show some pride in the shirt lads and the crowd will be behind you

 

[Yarrgh]

Lads, if you don’t get European football this year then I’m going to let Usmanov and his boys run a train on you all.

Again?

It didn't work last season, and I don't think it's going to work this season either.

 

[Yarrgh]

A monotone fart that’s goes on longer than needed.

That's a Gylfi.

 

[technojoe]

Fight for it.

 

[Shevin Keedy]

Top scorer gets a Ferrari, second top gets a set of steak knives.........and third?