Merry Christmas Toffees

[bluejock]

Bet you feel bad sacking the gardener now.

I gave him a raise.

The grass was getting awfy fertilised

 

[Frank Drebin]

I gave him a raise.

The grass was getting awfy fertilised

Yes but your window cleaner is the one who probably deserved the raise.

 

[bluejock]

Yes but your window cleaner is the one who probably deserved the raise.

He had his chance

 

[Frank Drebin]

He had his chance

I meant because he's riding Mrs Jock.

 

[bluejock]

I meant because he's riding Mrs Jock.

BAN HIM D/D FFS

 

[Reidy's Bottle Of Grecian]

I wanna know what the gardener thought about having ya bawbag place on his forehead.

 

[Frank Drebin]

I wanna know what the gardener thought about having ya bawbag place on his forehead.

I don't think he minded until I did my impression of a water feature.

 

[bluejock]

I don't think he minded until I did my impression of a water feature.

Pfft pfft pfft pfft pfft

 

[Frank Drebin]

Pfft pfft pfft pfft pfft

Uncanny.

 

[Reidy's Bottle Of Grecian]

ignore him mate, you are canny.

 

[Clint Planet]

Citeh will win the League​Cup mate, after they trounce the R/S 12-3 over the 3 games.L

I'd rather have their squad but I'd rather have United's manager. I think you're probably right but we'll see.

 

[BigBlueBalls]

No Rooney money incoming if United win, and the sooner the Sheikspears of Etihad get bored of a drain on their finance or of tittish footballers like Tevez and Bridge the sooner they move along and the pond has one less oversized predator in it.

 

[Jamo Martinez]

Utd go top if they beat Blackburn on Saturday. The man's still got his mojo working.