2025/26 Merlin Röhl

[Kantareller]

Cue the horse kicking a ball gif

 

[Clarky cat]

only way that could have been any more pathetic is if his boot flew off into the crowd

I would strap his right leg to Dwight Mcneil’s left in training and smash balls at them

 

[maccavennie]

Awful performance. Just as bad as Diblings.

 

[itsnowak]

Needed him to be ready immediately and he isn’t. Disappointed up to this point. I’ll never wish poorly on a player but I hope he can turn it around

 

[dublinbluenose]

Was fairly ropey

 

[DanEFC92]

Have to laugh at that bollocks you read about how he looks world class in training.

 

[Back On The Grass]

Manages to look really slow amongst dome of the slowest players ever

 

[OzarkBlue]

Feel for the guy. Plays a different position each match while trying to settle in the league. Moyes not doing him any favors.

 

[MaximusEvertonius]

Rohl and Dibling can’t be benched quickly enough when Ndiaye and KDH return.

 

[chopper6]

Feel for the guy. Plays a different position each match while trying to settle in the league. Moyes not doing him any favors.

I was about to say the same thing!

People too quick to batter him imo.

He’s no where near the top of our big issues. He’s being played all over the shop, just back from an operation & new to the league.

Bonkers the abuse he’s getting. Way way too soon!

 

[tommye]

Absolutely useless. Who were the jokers making out that he was maradona in training

Think it was actually Madonna they meant

 

[12ubb3rduck3y]

He’ll come good if not with us for someone else.

 

[steven]

I was about to say the same thing!

People too quick to batter him imo.

He’s no where near the top of our big issues. He’s being played all over the shop, just back from an operation & new to the league.

Bonkers the abuse he’s getting. Way way too soon!

Same…but that left footed ‘cross’ at the end was just shambolic and ultimately cost us another goal.

 

[pfim]

That has to be the tallest right side of a formation ever put forth in the PL. And no, that's not a good thing.

 

[dannyboy]

Brought in to make up the numbers and that's about all he does. Although with his injury record you could argue that too.