Men with Umbrellas?

[toffeejack]

Simple really, no cheese on toast option for research purposes, but is it wrong and slightly camp or is it perfectly plausible for men who are suppose to be masculine, lest we not forget to actually show in public their fear of little drops of water?

This poll also applies to hale and other "scary things" that some men see the need to protect themselves from.

*Note: It is perfectly acceptable for women to use umbrellas because they are petit and need to protect their goods and it also stops us men from having to listen to them moaning about having wet frizzy hair.

#iamnotsexist

 

[Reidy's Bottle Of Grecian]

personal choice lad

 

[heatmeiser]

You'd look a bell end going to an important meeting piss wet through.

Yes to umbrellas.

 

[tommye]

Yewtree.


:lock: thread

 

[Huyton Layne]

I have a brolly in my car and I've used it when it's torrential rain heading in to work as I don't want to start the day piss wet.

 

[Nickpop]

Never once has anyone ever walked up to me and went "your gay cause you have one of those"

Anyway, its a device which stops you getting wet on a rainy day, hardly think its a fashion statement.

 

[Reidy's Bottle Of Grecian]

I have a great big windproof nike golf one for when I walk the co-op on a wet night.

 

[toffeejack]

dont you lads wear waterproof coats and trousers instead?

 

[Kurt.]

Umbrellas ffs.... I have a huge golfing one which I onlu use to watch my local sunday league side play when it's pissing down... they are actually very good..... would not use a little womans one though.

 

[roydo]

They are an essential prop in gay-friendly musical dances though. So Im in.

 

[toffeejack]

To all you guys saying yes to umbrellas, do you only use them in heavy rain/when it's already raining. The thing that made me think about this thread was i saw a group of 3 "LADS" and they all had umbrellas when it was barely a shower

 

[Huyton Layne]

Oh it has to be pissing down before I'll use a brolly. Questioning your manhood otherwise.

 

[heatmeiser]

It has to be belting it down and I have to be heading to work.

If I'm off to the pub I'm not arsed.

 

[toffeejack]

ok, this is a bit more acceptable. i suppose it is a bit of a pain in the arse getting drenched, but i'm not a moaner. Bit like when you were a kid playing rugby on a muddy boggy pitch or footy in this pissing rain

 

[Bigmaclad]

Umbrellas are cool