Transfer Rumour Memphis Depay

Would Memphis be a good signing for Everton?

  • Yes

    Votes: 508 63.9%
  • No

    Votes: 206 25.9%
  • Scouse Pay on Toast

    Votes: 81 10.2%

  • Total voters
    795
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No double standards Mikey, I didnt want that Sunderland Kone rat and I dont want the rat from WBA.

Deeps is good people.

No chance of signing this lad mate, if we have this much trouble negotiating and coming to an agreement with United over a player we want to buy and they want to sell

how on earth we gonna do a deal with a player they want to sella dn we'd rather loan, can see that ending well

Us: we are interested in the availability of Depay on loan
United: He is available, but not for loan but we are interested in selling him
Us: so if we offer you a loan for him, what would you say
united: We would decline, as we have said, we are not interested in loaning out the player
Us: Can we call you back

Us: Hi there it's Everton again, we would like to make a loan offer for Depay
United: The same Everton we have just told that we will not under any circumstances be loaning the player out
Us: How about if we include a option to buy in the loan deal
United: Not interested
Us: Ok, how much would you bve asking for to sell the player
United: 18m
Us: we offer you 5m and a free ticket to blood brothers
United: Go away please and never ring us again Mr Kenwright
Us: They're stealing our boy, They're stealing our boy *sobs down phone*
 
No chance of signing this lad mate, if we have this much trouble negotiating and coming to an agreement with United over a player we want to buy and they want to sell

how on earth we gonna do a deal with a player they want to sella dn we'd rather loan, can see that ending well

Us: we are interested in the availability of Depay on loan
United: He is available, but not for loan but we are interested in selling him
Us: so if we offer you a loan for him, what would you say
united: We would decline, as we have said, we are not interested in loaning out the player
Us: Can we call you back

Us: Hi there it's Everton again, we would like to make a loan offer for Depay
United: The same Everton we have just told that we will not under any circumstances be loaning the player out
Us: How about if we include a option to buy in the loan deal
United: Not interested
Us: Ok, how much would you bve asking for to sell the player
United: 18m
Us: we offer you 5m and a free ticket to blood brothers
United: Go away please and never ring us again Mr Kenwright
Us: They're stealing our boy, They're stealing our boy *sobs down phone*

Wow.
 
No chance of signing this lad mate, if we have this much trouble negotiating and coming to an agreement with United over a player we want to buy and they want to sell

how on earth we gonna do a deal with a player they want to sella dn we'd rather loan, can see that ending well

Us: we are interested in the availability of Depay on loan
United: He is available, but not for loan but we are interested in selling him
Us: so if we offer you a loan for him, what would you say
united: We would decline, as we have said, we are not interested in loaning out the player
Us: Can we call you back

Us: Hi there it's Everton again, we would like to make a loan offer for Depay
United: The same Everton we have just told that we will not under any circumstances be loaning the player out
Us: How about if we include a option to buy in the loan deal
United: Not interested
Us: Ok, how much would you bve asking for to sell the player
United: 18m
Us: we offer you 5m and a free ticket to blood brothers
United: Go away please and never ring us again Mr Kenwright
Us: They're stealing our boy, They're stealing our boy *sobs down phone*

lol.
 

No chance of signing this lad mate, if we have this much trouble negotiating and coming to an agreement with United over a player we want to buy and they want to sell

how on earth we gonna do a deal with a player they want to sella dn we'd rather loan, can see that ending well

Us: we are interested in the availability of Depay on loan
United: He is available, but not for loan but we are interested in selling him
Us: so if we offer you a loan for him, what would you say
united: We would decline, as we have said, we are not interested in loaning out the player
Us: Can we call you back

Us: Hi there it's Everton again, we would like to make a loan offer for Depay
United: The same Everton we have just told that we will not under any circumstances be loaning the player out
Us: How about if we include a option to buy in the loan deal
United: Not interested
Us: Ok, how much would you bve asking for to sell the player
United: 18m
Us: we offer you 5m and a free ticket to blood brothers
United: Go away please and never ring us again Mr Kenwright
Us: They're stealing our boy, They're stealing our boy *sobs down phone*

lol that made me laugh.
 

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