Matty's Question Thread

[magicjuan]

On average, how many wipes does it take to clean the stink-ring before your paper usage is considered bad for the climate?

Please consider your answer to be a median number between none (when a ghost poo occurs) and that poo you rub and rub at but its like you're wiping a crayon.

Surely that depends on the firmness of stool

 

[Cels]

Matty, how does Count Dracula get a decent shave when he can't see his own reflection in the mirror?

 

[Pootsy]

If you don’t pay your exorcist, are you reposessed?

 

[Davideeyore]

When did footballers start calling the manager 'Gaffer' ?

I reckon the 80's

 

[Cels]

Matty, is 'Gaffer Tape' the boss of all tape?

 

[matty1878]

Matty, is 'Gaffer Tape' the boss of all tape?

gorrila

 

[matty1878]

Matty, how does Count Dracula get a decent shave when he can't see his own reflection in the mirror?

he guesses

 

[matty1878]

Hi @matty1878

Just wondering if you have any idea when the next series of Jim’ll Fix It will be aired?

It’s top entertainment from the BBC, and always gets our family around the TV on a Saturday Teatime.That Mr Saville is a cheeky wag alright.

they’re finding archives

 

[kev]

gorrila

No need to be abusive Matty. He only asked a question.

 

[NeilMorepies]

@matty1878

Am I worthy enough to have imposter syndrome?

 

[matty1878]

@matty1878

Am I worthy enough to have imposter syndrome?

no!

 

[Cels]

Matty, during "Tourist Season", should we be allowed to hunt tourists?

 

[NeilMorepies]

@matty1878

Is the opposite of an Assassin a Dickdickout?