
@maccavennie is our resident translator hereJust sent a WhatsApp to a mate and they replied
Olá, capitão, cara vermelha. Por que vocês ingleses têm dentes verdes e cheiram como se estivessem usando as mesmas roupas por várias semanas? Suas mulheres também são impuras e têm muitas doenças. O Brexit foi a melhor coisa que nos aconteceu.
My Portuguese is a bit rusty but believe they are saying he’d be a good fit for us at a reasonable price!
Hello, Captain, red face. Why do you English have green teeth and smell like you've been wearing the same clothes for weeks? Your women are also impure and have many diseases. Brexit was the best thing that happened to us.
I could deal with the dancing around the box as long as he would continue the scoring when he finished.Too much dancing around the box before scoring... swerve