MANUEL LOCATELLI

[KaiserEFC]

Who on earth is this absolute belter.










And I’m not talking about Locatelli.

 

[MikeH72]

This is my favourite multi in ages.

 

[Nymzee]

Should Darren be going to Amsterdam whilst presumably off work on the sick?

 

[ToffeeTim]

Hi Darren

Can you not scout us some top young Dutch players during your trip to Amsterdam?

 

[Daveysgingerlovechild]

Oh, you're a fruity on Dazza.

Yes, let's tell those who BUY THE PLAYERS posthaste!!!!

 

[Mutzo Nutzo]

Who on earth is this absolute belter.










And I’m not talking about Locatelli.

I have my suspicions

 

[heatmeiser]

I have my suspicions

Dean Windass?

 

[Mutzo Nutzo]

Dean Windass?

Hahaha.

 

[Darren78]

Should Darren be going to Amsterdam whilst presumably off work on the sick?

Im a self employed plasterer that's had a bike accident and smashed my side in the I was in a car accident and ended up with a compressed neck so I'm not the most mobile of person

 

[Moomin]

Im a self employed plasterer that's had a bike accident and smashed my side in the I was in a car accident and ended up with a compressed neck so I'm not the most mobile of person

Not the luckiest as well.

 

[Bungle]

I preferred your older profile pic Darren, where we could see your face. It gave your posts more impact and lent a certain intimacy to your ramblings.

It also meant I could check the BMW reg on DVLA and see that it had a superb MOT history and low mileage for the year, so definitely worth stealing.

 

[Bishop Thumpety-Thump]

Im a self employed plasterer that's had a bike accident and smashed my side in the I was in a car accident and ended up with a compressed neck so I'm not the most mobile of person

A bike accident AND a car accident?

 

[cronullasharks]

A bike accident AND a car accident?

He rode his pushbike into a parked car i presume

 

[Groucho]

I have a spliff to relax me every Saturday about 12 I have a smoke and watch everton it's legal on USA Canada Holland Poland so what's the big deal

I'm board to tears I have a smashed side and a compress neck it's no fun fitting here in pain I am off to amsterdam yo have a wikid time get proper smashed and have a dance and try to free my trapped nerves ok boss and tell me how I have embarrassed my leg. By asking anybody to see if there in dam

Thanks you look beautiful also BTW if your single I've got some rope we could use

Im a self employed plasterer that's had a bike accident and smashed my side in the I was in a car accident and ended up with a compressed neck so I'm not the most mobile of person

What’s any of this got to do with world football?