Managers and their smells

heatmeiser · February 19, 2012

A simple thread for GOT's synesthetes.

When you see a manager (past or present) what do you smell?

MEDICAL - he smells of TCP and anti-bactierial wash. I suspect he washes his hands every time he even thinks of something dirty.

BRUT - cheap aftershave with an undercurrent of minty chuddy.

SOILED NAPPIES - sh*t and E45 cream.

LUBE - Silicone based lubricant with undertones of rubber and talc.

TheFinnFan · February 19, 2012

i smell jizz

Del · February 19, 2012

werther's originals

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Reidy's Bottle Of Grecian · February 19, 2012

Mothballs

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Failure

Mandate

Bisto

Ambre Solaire

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Used 20's

heatmeiser · February 19, 2012

HAHAHA, what the [Poor language removed] is that Allardyce picture all about?

Amazing.

heatmeiser · February 19, 2012

Oh and can you either resize that spanish guy or replace it with something less offensive? Ta.

ijjysmith · February 19, 2012

Irn bru

Deleted member 28206 · February 19, 2012

heatmeiser said:
HAHAHA, what the [Poor language removed] is that Allardyce picture all about?

Amazing.

Maybe after the heart problems he had?

The Equaliser · February 19, 2012

ijjysmith said:
Irn bru

Captivated by that Everton scarf he is.

heatmeiser · February 19, 2012

Plenty of managers have had heart problems, but that's the first time I've ever seen one pose, dressed like an escaped mental patient, wearing what looks like an 80s walkman (I know it isn't), with a smile that says 'I just touched my bum and then licked my finger'.

Del · February 19, 2012

ijjysmith said:
Irn bru

Neville just floated another cross into the box

Reidy's Bottle Of Grecian · February 19, 2012

heatmeiser said:
Plenty of managers have had heart problems, but that's the first time I've ever seen one pose, dressed like an escaped mental patient, wearing what looks like an 80s walkman (I know it isn't), with a smile that says 'I just touched my bum and then licked my finger'.

Sports science mate, the best way to stick it in the onion bag is to be IN the onion bag

Elong · February 19, 2012

Wee.

mezzrow · February 19, 2012

Fear.

ointment (pink eye) - and luck. Did I mention luck?

He consumes a puree of four-leaf clovers on his pasta instead of pesto.

Point of order - You said 'managers' - you didn't say football managers, BTW.