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Managers and their smells

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heatmeiser

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A simple thread for GOT's synesthetes.

When you see a manager (past or present) what do you smell?

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MEDICAL - he smells of TCP and anti-bactierial wash. I suspect he washes his hands every time he even thinks of something dirty.

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BRUT - cheap aftershave with an undercurrent of minty chuddy.

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SOILED NAPPIES - sh*t and E45 cream.

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LUBE - Silicone based lubricant with undertones of rubber and talc.
 


Plenty of managers have had heart problems, but that's the first time I've ever seen one pose, dressed like an escaped mental patient, wearing what looks like an 80s walkman (I know it isn't), with a smile that says 'I just touched my bum and then licked my finger'.
 

Plenty of managers have had heart problems, but that's the first time I've ever seen one pose, dressed like an escaped mental patient, wearing what looks like an 80s walkman (I know it isn't), with a smile that says 'I just touched my bum and then licked my finger'.

Sports science mate, the best way to stick it in the onion bag is to be IN the onion bag
 
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Fear.

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ointment (pink eye) - and luck. Did I mention luck?

He consumes a puree of four-leaf clovers on his pasta instead of pesto.

Point of order - You said 'managers' - you didn't say football managers, BTW.
 

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