Man with the bag

[Goat]

Ok. So im sitting in my seat and this man came up to me, he said is this seat 128, now he sounded slightly foreign and he looked Asian at 1st glance. But thats not a problem, the problem was the bloody big bag he was holding. So hes asking me about the seat and im just staring at this bag. Me and my mate just looked at each other, then my mate starts doing a ticking noise, not so he can hear tho. Ive never cried so much, not sure if it was fear mostly tho. .

But the funny thing is when i looked at him he wasnt Asian and all through the game his English was perfect, it was all about the bag.

This post is not meant to be racist in anyway, if anybody feels that its directed at any race and is offended im sorry, its just a story about a man with a BIG bag at a football match. And the laugh me and my mate had with the ticking bag.

 

[ToxtethBlue]

Definatly a hint of racism in this post.

 

[TsarDiniyar]

A fella sat 2 seats from me ate a pie, i think it was meat and potato

 

[Goat]

A fella sat 2 seats from me ate a pie, i think it was meat and potato

Clearly you had to be there. , knew i shouldnt have told it.

 

[Slight_Return]

Ok. So im sitting in my seat and this man came up to me, he said is this seat 128, now he sounded slightly foreign and he looked Asian at 1st glance. But thats not a problem, the problem was the bloody big bag he was holding. So hes asking me about the seat and im just staring at this bag. Me and my mate just looked at each other, then my mate starts doing a ticking noise, not so he can hear tho. Ive never cried so much, not sure if it was fear mostly tho. .

But the funny thing is when i looked at him he wasnt Asian and all through the game his English was perfect, it was all about the bag.

This post is not meant to be racist in anyway, if anybody feels that its directed at any race and is offended im sorry, its just a story about a man with a BIG bag at a football match. And the laugh me and my mate had with the ticking bag.

at least he looked asian - at first glance. tick tick tick, how long before you realised he or she was white and therefore couldnt be a danger????

tim parry - jonathan ball.

 

[Brownie]

Clearly you had to be there. , knew i shouldnt have told it.

I enjoyed it mate

 

[Goat]

BAN ME!

 

[Brownie]

BAN ME!

 

[Reidy's Bottle Of Grecian]

leave danny alone, that bag as you call her was his date for the night

 

[Fassbasstd]

Would've been even funnier if he'd been doin' a lot of jumpin' up and down an' wavin' 'is arms in the air.

You would've ended up a pair of nervous nellies!

 

[Cahill's Metatarsal]

I saw Louis Saha walking in my peasant entrance last night, he was with a few fellas speaking french & so with Fellaini's very basic understanding of English in my mind, forgetting Saha had been in this country for absolutely years I thought it was best to keep it simple so I just said "Louis? Not fit?" & he confirmed he wasn't. This was about 10 minutes before kick off & he was in the main stand wrapped up in a big coat so it would have been clear to a blind person he wasn't playing

I hate making myself look like an arse

 

[Goat]

Yea i saw Louis come out at the end, strange, its not like he was gonna get out with his car. Attention WHORE louis!

 

[zero]

Louis' English is very good. He probably didn't want people to hear what he was saying.

 

[Cahill's Metatarsal]

I think it was more to do with the company he was with, looked like they were visiting from France

 

[GrandOldTeam]

Was it a Black bag?

If so, it was me. You arl'arse.