Match Thread Man Utd vs Everton, Sunday 17th Sept 4pm

[Death]

Solid back nine.

 

[Norwegian Cow]

every man in defene, yet he gets all the time in the world to line up the shot..

 

[MACCA75]

I think we should sit really deep, all our men behind the ball, at least 8 defensively minded players on the pitch, try and hold out the full 95 minutes at 0-0.

Can't see that going wrong.

Can't believe isn't working

 

[kenada_blue]

Even the most biased United fan in Neville is disgusted by how negative we are

 

[Azza]

Phil Jones on the edge of the box with the ball. This is dire.

 

[maccavennie]

Rooney is defending in our third as well. How are we ever meant to get forward??

I think the plan was to just to defend and hope for the best mate

 

[APN_EFC]

What an awful set-up. Koeman parked the bus 30 mintues before kickoff and has not a single bit of pace in the side.

2 buses and a couple of horses too

 

[LinekersLegs]

Hubby making me a cooked breakfast unprompted - clearly knows I'm going to need a decent lining for when I start drinking early lol

 

[LouReedwalkonthewildside]

De Gea sitting up against the post playing angry birds!

 

[Efcjake]

Rooney is already knackered looking around for the rest of the midfielders to press with him.

 

[Huyton Layne]

Can we have the other Schneiderlin back? Sick of seeing him pass to the goalie.

 

[Shibbywiggles]

What is the collective noun for whimpering grown men ?

A shower

 

[Bluechris31]

Spend 150m then go to OT with a back 9.. Confidence shot, no pace, nothing up front. Absolutely disgraceful.

 

[Maltese_Falcon]

But ..OK I thought we were good for 2 minutes !!

 

[DanEFC92]

We r poo