Man Flu
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It sucks. 2 weeks into mine and I'm still snotting out silver-green goo.
Not good.
Not good.
Lynne x
Player Valuation: £15m
AH man flu, a womans little cold xx
My girlfriend had what I've got and she spent all week on the couch crying.
Manflu is a myth, I just walked it off.
Manflu is a myth, I just walked it off.
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phil neville got man flu once, it never bothered him again.
Muggins
Player Valuation: £60m
Phil Neville doesn't get Man Flu, Man Flu gets Phil Neville.
Muggins
Player Valuation: £60m
Listen. I caught this dreaded pharmacutically engineered bug to help decrease the population, and you know what I did??
Nothing.
No paracetamol, Ibruprofren, horlicks, lemsip, strepsils, tunes, lockets, balmed tissues, honey tea, vicks, night nurse,
nadda.
Just like Heat, I walked it off.
Just think of the loss of profits for massive pharmacutical corporations if no-one got a cold at the same time every year...
oh look a squirrel....
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Robert Jarvis
Player Valuation: £35m
You obviously did not get the "Real" man flu!
I had a head-cold that would knock out a horse , last week. Fortunately I'm not a horse so I just fought it off. NO pills or medicine .....Tough guy , me 
You've got malaria mate.
ijjysmith
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Bloody feels like me and Drogba have that in common!
I think I'm going for the world record amount of sneezes in one day. Think I'm on 548 so far.
Robert Jarvis
Player Valuation: £35m
Are you well supplied with tissues. Wait a few days and the never ending cough starts up.
HirsuteBlue
Player Valuation: £10m
No such thing. Flu exists, man Flu is an invention of the league of football agents and those that enjoy interprative dance.
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