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kevdotbadger · May 30, 2014

Abraders said:
Chelsea are prepared to reignite their long term interest with a sensational raid on Everton talisman Tim Howard, with a bid believed to be around £95 Million, with a £200,000 a week contract.

The Chelsea coaching staff believe that the Everton man can replace Cech.

Howards's representatives met with Chelsea last night and the two parties are willing to do a deal. The player is tempted by the Champions League in this late stage of his career.

Tim Howard, 35 came into the Everton lineup after impressing at Manchester United.

Lol.

Looks like there's some truth in this story

Face · May 30, 2014

BoysInBlue said:
"Napoli are prepared to reignite their long term interest with a sensational raid on Everton starlet Luke Garbutt, with a bid believed to be around £10 Million, with a £45,000 a week contract."

The Napoli coaching staff believe that the Everton man can replace Darious Pergotti.

Garbutt's representatives met with Napoli last night and the two parties are willing to do a deal. The player is tempted by greater playing time anda chance to play in the Champions League in this early stage of his career."

You were born on the 4th and a half of july?

Kantareller · May 30, 2014

"Chelsea are prepared to reignite their long term interest with a sensational raid on Everton starlet Leighton Baines, with a bid believed to be around £91 Million, with a £70,000 a week contract."

The Chelsea coaching staff believe that the Everton man can replace Ashley Cole.

Baines's representatives met with Chelsea last night and the two parties are willing to do a deal. The player is tempted by a chance to win titles in this late stage of his career.

Leighton Baines, 29 came into the Everton lineup after impressing at Wigan Athletic."

deipnosophist · May 30, 2014

Tim Howard is apparently going back to United.

...I knew I shouldn't have worn my red T-shirt FFS!

Abraders · May 30, 2014

kevdotbadger said:
Looks like there's some truth in this story

This is amazing ahahah! How did you do it?

sw blue · May 30, 2014

"Napoli are prepared to reignite their long term interest with a sensational raid on Everton key man Kevin Miralles, with a bid believed to be around £23 Million, with a £70,000 a week contract."
The Napoli coaching staff believe that the Everton man can replace Goran Pandev.
Miralles's representatives met with Napoli last night and the two parties are willing to do a deal. The player is tempted by a chance to win titles in this stage of his career.
Miralles, 26 came into the Everton lineup after impressing at Olympiacos."

kevdotbadger · May 30, 2014

Abraders said:
This is amazing ahahah! How did you do it?

Chrome has developers tools that allows you to edit the source of a document. I simply replaced the text and images.

Eggs · May 30, 2014

....don't change your shirt.

FTY · May 30, 2014

"Napoli are prepared to reignite their long term interest with a sensational raid on Everton key man James McCarthy, with a bid believed to be around £69 Million, with a £24,000 a week contract."

The Napoli coaching staff believe that the Everton man can replace Gokhan Inler.

James McCarthy's representatives met with Napoli last night and the two parties are willing to do a deal. The player is tempted by a chance to play in the Champions League in this early stage of his career.

McCarthy, 23, came into the Everton lineup after impressing at Wigan."

69 mil and only on £24,000 a week?

K den.

MikeH72 · May 30, 2014

kevdotbadger said:
Looks like there's some truth in this story

Hibbert story in the top right had me creased

ArtetaMagic · May 30, 2014

Chelsea are prepared to reignite their long term interest with a sensational raid on Everton key man James McCarthy with a bid believed to be around £34 Million, with a £190,000 a week contract.
The Chelsea coaching staff believe that the Everton man can replace Frank 'Fat' Lampard.
McCarthy's representatives met with Chelski last night and the two parties are willing to do a deal. The player is tempted by greater chance to play in the Champions League in this early stage of his career.
James McCarthy came into the Everton lineup after impressing at the mighty Wigan Athletic

Mine seems quite plausible

blue61 · May 30, 2014

Great thread. I can confirm that Real Madrid are about to back up their long standing admiration for Everton goal scoring machine, Steven Naismith, with a world record bid of £120 million. Madrid manager Carlo Ancelotti said "Steven is the missing link, I've been watching his progress for a few years. The reason we didn't win the title this year was down to a lack of goals, particularly from Ronaldo and Bale, who despite having pace to burn, offer little else. I'm sure Steven will fire us to the title by Christmas" Naismith, who will sign terms for £500,000 a week paid a glowing tribute to his current boss Roberto Martinez, "He's taught me so much more in the short space of time I've been with him compared to that wee dull man Moylez. A year ago, I was wearing cut off shorts and flip flops around the gaff, but now Roberto has schooled me in the ways of the brogue. I owe him everything".