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Dom1878
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ooo good, well...i was 16, in portugal, with some of my mates, about the 4th day in, and about 10 at night i bumped into these randoms on a stag do, and they invited me on it, so the whole night i got free drinks, went to all the clubs, etc...then i cant remember much, but it was 6 in the morning, then i kind of passed out...then kindof went to hospital for abit, and got back saftley at 8 am 
ive got more...but im off to watch the last of the match
ive got more...but im off to watch the last of the match
Lower Gwladys
Player Valuation: £150k
I remember going to kip in a mates student flat in Huddersfield for a weekend on freshers week and the local student bar had a foam party. So we decided to mingle with the riff raff that were there and have a good knees up. As expected the drinks were dirt cheap and we were guzzling down shots of everything.
The foam began and it was heavy. They left the 2 machines on for 20 minutes so the place was covered. The night was [Poor language removed] class. After that finished (midnight) we decided to hit Huddersfield town centre to sample it. It was dull but there was one club, Tokyo, which was impressive. It was three levels of different mucis. Sort of like your Krazy House of Hudds, only cleaner and not full of scatty mongs. We were on the 'old school' level bopping away to Bon Jovi, as you do, when the Plod came in and ragged one of me mates from the club and put him in a car. Anyway, we all defended him to the hilt, saying what has he done, your out of order ect ect and the car drove away. It wasn't a police car either, it was like an unmarked car. Anyway, the car drove down the road and then suddendly stopped, so we were all waiting at the top of the street and he got out of this 'police car' and legged it down the road the fastest I've ever seen him. Got to us, out of breath and said, 'They're [Poor language removed] strippers!'.
Honestly, I couldnt stop moving with laughter. To this day it's still mentioned with non stop giggles.
I suppose any night out for Cal is mad, only needs a sniff of Corona and he's on his arse
The foam began and it was heavy. They left the 2 machines on for 20 minutes so the place was covered. The night was [Poor language removed] class. After that finished (midnight) we decided to hit Huddersfield town centre to sample it. It was dull but there was one club, Tokyo, which was impressive. It was three levels of different mucis. Sort of like your Krazy House of Hudds, only cleaner and not full of scatty mongs. We were on the 'old school' level bopping away to Bon Jovi, as you do, when the Plod came in and ragged one of me mates from the club and put him in a car. Anyway, we all defended him to the hilt, saying what has he done, your out of order ect ect and the car drove away. It wasn't a police car either, it was like an unmarked car. Anyway, the car drove down the road and then suddendly stopped, so we were all waiting at the top of the street and he got out of this 'police car' and legged it down the road the fastest I've ever seen him. Got to us, out of breath and said, 'They're [Poor language removed] strippers!'.
Honestly, I couldnt stop moving with laughter. To this day it's still mentioned with non stop giggles.
I suppose any night out for Cal is mad, only needs a sniff of Corona and he's on his arse
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I once ended up on a peddle boat at around 3am - some drunk bint took the lock of it, why she did i'll never know. Luckily enough, friends were on the beach so I could phone them... had no sense of direction because it was that dark, no idea what I would have done if never had my phone.
coyney
Player Valuation: £35m
When staying at the wife's sisters in Chichester went to watch us play pomey as its only down the road,met up with my mates and after the match went to the pub next morning woke up in my own bed wondering where the wife waswhen I realised I had to get the train because my car was already down there mrs was not impressed still comes up now a few years later.
when I realised I had to get the train because my car was already down there mrs was not impressed still comes up now a few years later.- Status
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