Lundstram

[Goat]

We've already got a player that stands in the same spot all game and points around while shouting at everyone

Can you ask around for me then mate.

Ive got a Naismith here and im struggling to shift him.

You got any contacts in Scotland?

 

[chicoazul]

Pro Tip : Spread the buttocks before sitting and stretch out. Does not even wipe it's feet. Changed my life.

This may a game changer. Thanks for passing it on mate. I'll test it and report back.

 

[Deleted member 28206]

I can have Naismith there in an hour, depending on traffic.

 

[Mattwak3]

Send him off to Rangers. They'll take anyone at the moment

 

[Goat]

I can have Naismith there in an hour, depending on traffic.

WTF BRY???

Hes my client, BACK OFF YEAH?

 

[Blue Cheese]

Just read in the paper about this young lad, was going to ask if anyone had been following his progress at Doncaster, their manager speaks very highly of him saying his passing is as good as he's seen from a youngster. Sounds good i hope he keeps progressing, good to go on loan and play first team football.

 

[Foot Long Hot Dog]

Just read in the paper about this young lad, was going to ask if anyone had been following his progress at Doncaster, their manager speaks very highly of him saying his passing is as good as he's seen from a youngster. Sounds good i hope he keeps progressing, good to go on loan and play first team football.

He was a bit shakey in his first game, but he's improved every week I'm told. He looks a class above & they're made up he's now staying until the end of the season.

 

[Blue Cheese]

He was a bit shakey in his first game, but he's improved every week I'm told. He looks a class above & they're made up he's now staying until the end of the season.

Good to hear it, it's better than reserve football. Hope he continues to improve and can push towards the first team next season.

 

[Pomp]

When you go to the bog do you scrunch or fold the paper mate?

I like to squeeze my stomach so all the poo comes squishing out then I scrunch the paper into a hardnut that wouldn't be messed with and wipe it across my butt cheeks really hard and fast. I don't like to leave anything untouched and I like to dry up all the wet poo. Everyone knows this.

p.s. I ALSO PUT TOILET PAPER ON THE TOILET SEAT SO I HAVE A CLEAN SESSION BUT SOMETIMES I FORGET TO CLEAN THE TOILET AFTER I HAVE USED IT. IT'S IMPORTANT TO USE SYMMETRY WHEN YOU PUT THE TOILET PAPERS ON THE TOILET SEAT. THERE'S NO NEED TO PUT AN EXTRA PIECE ON ONE SIDE AHEAD OF THE OTHER. IT SHOULD BE EQUAL AND SYMMETRICAL.

 

[hullefc]

Just read in the paper about this young lad, was going to ask if anyone had been following his progress at Doncaster, their manager speaks very highly of him saying his passing is as good as he's seen from a youngster. Sounds good i hope he keeps progressing, good to go on loan and play first team football.

Was talking to a Donny season ticket holder last week and he reckons we have a hell of a player with a fantastic range of passing, he likened him to Gascoigne.

 

[Blue Cheese]

Was talking to a Donny season ticket holder last week and he reckons we have a hell of a player with a fantastic range of passing, he likened him to Gascoigne.

Wow that's high praise indeed. Great what a bit of first team football can do to showcase a players real talent. Something to play for where points matter. Sounds promising.

 

[steken1]

Keep posting lid!

 

[blue61]

Was talking to a Donny season ticket holder last week and he reckons we have a hell of a player with a fantastic range of passing, he likened him to Gascoigne.

I assume he meant the young Gasgoigne and not the clapped out one we got.

 

[hullefc]

I assume he meant the young Gasgoigne and not the clapped out one we got.

Mind you I was talking to him on the Ferry to Amsterdam and he was in the state of the clapped out Gascoigne.

 

[njligernj]

I'm a Doncaster fan and would just like to thank Everton for letting us keep Lundstram on loan for the rest of the season. To update everyone on his progress. He looked quite nervous in his first game but since then he's started to get better each game and he's fitting very well into the team. Unlucky not to score a couple of weeks ago but his passing has been brilliant recently. Looks like you've got a really good player for the future and I hope he does well when he gets his chance.

Thanks for the info mate. I'm sure we'd all appreciate any additional updates you're able to provide for the rest of the year. Don't let the toilet paper debate bother you ... that's just GoT.

It produces an uneven surface which effectively captures all the excrement from your anus area. Folding merely smears it all around your arse meaning if you fold similar to sitting when wiping you are guaranteed to have the bad skiddies.

FFS here is the best method: The spreading technique mentioned early, paper (scrunch v. fold is somewhat moot ... just be sure to rip off a corner of the paper and eat it) and then you need to incorporate wet wipes into the mix. After that routine you could eat dinner off it ... and I do!