Lorik Cana

[macaroni]

Are you sitting down? I have some news to break to you..................................................Carol left Countdown some time ago

(jumps out of window)

What the hell have i been watching then? Wipeout with Monsieur Monkhouse maybe? Thought she was looking abit orange.

 

[Seamus Colemole]

Liking A Lark Icon alot. Goddamn this is why i suck at Coundown!

CRANK OIL, with the spare A free to roam up Carols arse.

There's something i'd like to ram up Carol Vordermans arse but it ain't an A.

 

[OneTrueLegend]

Keep it clean People!!

I think he looks like a great player, but looks like he might be a bit too fond of the "old slide tackle" and may get sent off a bit in the Premiership and for that matter the Europa League.

If its a straight choice of us or Sunderland I have to think we would come out on top, they are a joke

 

[Robert Jarvis]

If he gets the ball and not the man should be okay. But why is this also dragging on?

 

[TyphooToffee]

THROW AMID
NOBBY HITTER
ELIJAH GALKIP
COLONEL JOE'S TT
BIATHALON GENIES
NEIL 'VIP' HELL
SOME NOLAN
EMIRATE TALK (hope that's not an omen!)
ONE UNFAMILIAR ALE
VENETIAN PEARS
HAIL SOUSA!
BUY IAN BIG-EYE AUK
HUGE SAM JAVAN

What a squad! (Difficult decision who's on the bench mind

 

[toffeetower]

Tony Cascarino (former Marseille player) reckons Everton having Cana and Fellaini in the midfield would be like having two extra centre-halves for the set plays.

They both would give us something extra defensively and offensively with corners and freekicks.

Perhaps there is a link between Cana cropping up and Rasmus Elm being a long throw and set piece specialist.

Elementary...

 

[Great Dane]

I really hope that you´re right about Elm and Cana, could be an advanced Delap tactics of our on.

 

[Matt_DBD]

THROW AMID
NOBBY HITTER
ELIJAH GALKIP
COLONEL JOE'S TT
BIATHALON GENIES
NEIL 'VIP' HELL
SOME NOLAN
EMIRATE TALK (hope that's not an omen!)
ONE UNFAMILIAR ALE
VENETIAN PEARS
HAIL SOUSA!
BUY IAN BIG-EYE AUK
HUGE SAM JAVAN

What a squad! (Difficult decision who's on the bench mind

You forgot about Jo!!!!

 

[toffeetower]

I really hope that you´re right about Elm and Cana, could be an advanced Delap tactics of our on.

Indeed

I remember Davie wanted to increase the overall height of the team last summer, Cana would mean we have another 6 foot plus midfielder in our ranks.

 

[TyphooToffee]

You forgot about Jo!!!!

Ah. He'll have to be O.J. then!

 

[Blue Wiz]

Indeed

I remember Davie wanted to increase the overall height of the team last summer, Cana would mean we have another 6 foot plus midfielder in our ranks.

Is there a law that forbids a player to use a teammate as a stepping ladder? If not we can get Cahill darn high if we let him run up Cana to head in corners. No goalie would be close to him in height!

 

[Reidy's Bottle Of Grecian]

Is there a law that forbids a player to use a teammate as a stepping ladder? If not we can get Cahill darn high if we let him run up Cana to head in corners. No goalie would be close to him in height!

if leon osman sprung off marouanes hair he could touch the floodlights.

 

[Blue Wiz]

if leon osman sprung off marouanes hair he could touch the floodlights.

So could Southall... that hair must work like springs.

 

[Screech]

Posted via Mobile Device Timmy already hides behind Marou

 

[Reidy's Bottle Of Grecian]

Marseille’s captain Lorik Cana, meanwhile, has again gone public in his desire to speak with Everton officials but a move for the Albanian is not on the cards.
What The Papers Say - 22 July – What The Papers Say – News – evertonfc.com – The Official Website of Everton Football Club