Bundy
Player Valuation: £35m
Look at me.
Look at me, my name is Paris Hilton. I am the daughter of a hotel chain magnate. I have never done anything extraordinary in my life. I am famous because I made a sex tape. Nothing spectacular, but hey it gets the tabloid headlines. Now little girls look up to me and want to be like me, they dress like me, they have their little dogs in their bags like me and one day they will probably want to make a sex tape like me.
Look at me, my name is Linsdey Lohan. I made a few semi popular movies when I was a teenager, but now I am famous for being stupid. I have done nothing special with my life, I haven't found a cure for cancer, I haven't even volunteered to help homeless children. I take drugs, alcohol and crash cars and guess what, people look up to me for it. I get the headlines on E and people always want to know what I am up to especially those kids in their tweens, they really look up to me and want to be like me.
Look at me, my name is Britney Spears. I was once a cute little musketeer singing songs. But I turned in to a teenager and I was no longer "not that innocent". I started dressing like a whore to get attention. Madonna passed the mantle of whoredom on to me when she kissed me on stage - hey my career was in decline I had to do something drastic to get noticed. I am now in a down ward decline of stupidity, people like to laugh at me on shows like Dr. Phil and Oprah - but if it makes them feel better about themselves and gets me in the headlines I am all for it.
Look at us, we are celebrities, we are the people that children look up to today and want to be like.
Look at me, my name is Paris Hilton. I am the daughter of a hotel chain magnate. I have never done anything extraordinary in my life. I am famous because I made a sex tape. Nothing spectacular, but hey it gets the tabloid headlines. Now little girls look up to me and want to be like me, they dress like me, they have their little dogs in their bags like me and one day they will probably want to make a sex tape like me.
Look at me, my name is Linsdey Lohan. I made a few semi popular movies when I was a teenager, but now I am famous for being stupid. I have done nothing special with my life, I haven't found a cure for cancer, I haven't even volunteered to help homeless children. I take drugs, alcohol and crash cars and guess what, people look up to me for it. I get the headlines on E and people always want to know what I am up to especially those kids in their tweens, they really look up to me and want to be like me.
Look at me, my name is Britney Spears. I was once a cute little musketeer singing songs. But I turned in to a teenager and I was no longer "not that innocent". I started dressing like a whore to get attention. Madonna passed the mantle of whoredom on to me when she kissed me on stage - hey my career was in decline I had to do something drastic to get noticed. I am now in a down ward decline of stupidity, people like to laugh at me on shows like Dr. Phil and Oprah - but if it makes them feel better about themselves and gets me in the headlines I am all for it.
Look at us, we are celebrities, we are the people that children look up to today and want to be like.
