Match Thread Liverpool v Everton - Preview, Match Report and MotM Poll

Everton Biggest Waste of Space Poll


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Carlo knocks on Brands door the following morning. How can I help you Carlo? Are you okay? You look terrible mate. Here have a seat, I'll get you some water.

Carlo starts incessantly mumbling over and over. "I'm f***ed, f***Ed."

"Speak up Carlo."

"I made a mistake. I made a mistake. Can you get me on a plane."

"No I can't do that Carlo. You're here for another 4 years remember."

"Nooooo...I can't do it. This club is toxic Marcel. I don't care about the money, my reputation....."

"Okay Carlo calm down, how many players do you need? I'll talk to Farhad, I promise."

Carol's left eyebrow reaches a new height as his nervous twitching suddenly stops. His stares with steely intent at Marcel and then replies...

"Eleven, Marcel, can Farhad sanction eleven?"
 


See you all next season.
Gonna sign off on Everton for now.

After a performance like that against the Youth, the team isn’t worth my attention.

I’ll check back in once Ancelotti has hopefully had some spends in the summer, and more of these inept players have vacated.

Truly truly poor.
 

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