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Liverpool Jokes

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everton_de_vina_del_mar said:
Heres a good one

They beat us 3 times last season with one of the worst squads I have seen them have in 20 years

Now thats funny
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Baines' left foot said:
Here's another:

They're sh*t but their income is twice as much as ours.

OLOLOLOL
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everton_de_vina_del_mar said:
Lets laugh at the team with more money and a owner who isent selling anything that isent nailed down and watching the club rot from the inside out

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHA

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
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All these pretty much.

Lets start the jokes when we win something eh lads. They had a delusional manager, their worst team since the 50s and their best player banned for 8 games, yet they still won a trophy and beat us 3 times last season.
 
Why does the Mersey run through Liverpool ??


cos if it walked it would get mugged !!











and that concludes my stereotypical jokes for tonight.
 
The Andy Carroll transfer?

Ba-Dum-Bah.

Thanks, I'll be here all week. Tip your waiters and waitresses!
 

what do you call a scouse bird in a white shellsuit ??


The Bride.



*can't wait for shellsuits to become fashionable in Anglesey*
 
TWO REDS IN A BAR ONE SAYS TO THE OTHER DYOU WANNA GO ON HOLIDAY AND MURDER A FEW PEOPLE THE OTHER SAYS YEAH GO ON.
 
I did like Jimmy Carr's one.

"Pft...Liverpool, Capital of Culture alright...when i'd finished my show the car was up on books!"
 

tbh there are a lor of epic threads on RANK that provide good jokes, the way the expected guardiola as manager etc.
what are the best ones people have seen?
 
Kopite sat in a bar in Liverpool...... a gay man wanders over to him and whispers in his ear.....the kopite leaps up, drags the fella out the bar and proceeds to kick ten bags of shoite out of him in the alleyway by the side of the bar. When he went back in the barman said " wow , that was a bit over the top, what did he say to you ? "....The kopite replied " I'm not quite sure ...but I think he was offering me a Job "..
 
(quite an old joke but I've changed it for the modern era)

Brendan Rogers walks into the changing room at Anfield and notices a fat brown poo in the middle of the room,

he looks around angrily and says, "Alright lads, who's **** on the floor?"

Andy Carroll looks up and says, "But I'm alright in the air boss"
 
dbignall85 said:
(quite an old joke but I've changed it for the modern era)

Brendan Rogers walks into the changing room at Anfield and notices a fat brown poo in the middle of the room,

he looks around angrily and says, "Alright lads, who's **** on the floor?"

Andy Carroll looks up and says, "But I'm alright in the air boss"
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HAHA!
 

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