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phil2801

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Anyone got any good jokes about the red****e? Post here. Here's one.

Why can't Liverpool light a fire?

Cos they can't win any matches.
 

Anyone got any good jokes about the red****e? Post here. Here's one.

Why can't Liverpool light a fire?

Cos they can't win any matches.

Heres a good one

They beat us 3 times last season with one of the worst squads I have seen them have in 20 years

Now thats funny
 
Brendan Rogers is pulling into the car park at anfield. he sees an old lady struggling with the shopping bags. Being a nice fellow he rushes over to her and asks "can you manage love?"
She angrily replies "you took the feckin job, do it yourself"
 

Lets laugh at the team with more money and a owner who isent selling anything that isent nailed down and watching the club rot from the inside out

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHA

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
 
Liverpool woman walks into a sex shop wanting to buy a vibrator. The assistant says they come in lots of colours and are laid out on the wall. She says she would like the red one and the fella says "sorry madam that's the fire extinguisher".....
 
Liverpool woman walks into a sex shop wanting to buy a vibrator. The assistant says they come in lots of colours and are laid out on the wall. She says she would like the red one and the fella says "sorry madam that's the fire extinguisher".....

That's so stereotypical that mate,, it's like me saying " it was that cold last night lads in Liverpool were walking around with their hands in their own pockets "........ and I wouldn't say something like that.
 
That's so stereotypical that mate,, it's like me saying " it was that cold last night lads in Liverpool were walking around with their hands in their own pockets "........ and I wouldn't say something like that.

Is rice laa.......
 

A man pulls up in his car and asks a young lad , walking along the pavement, to climb in his car .." NO, Get lost " says the lad. " I'll buy you sweets and give you a tenner," say the man.... Boy replies, " I said NO. Now just [Poor language removed] off, dad. I'm not going to watch that ****e at anfield with ya "
 
A man pulls up in his car and asks a young lad , walking along the pavement, to climb in his car .." NO, Get lost " says the lad. " I'll buy you sweets and give you a tenner," say the man.... Boy replies, " I said NO. Now just [Poor language removed] off, dad. I'm not going to watch that ****e at anfield with ya "

Was the car stolen ?..........
 
He bought it from a man in the pub selling a car out in the car park. He asked him " Which car is it ? "...The seller replied " Which car do ya want, laa ? "

I'll have the one on the bricks, no sense getting emotionally attached to the wheels.....
 

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