Anyone got any good jokes about the red****e? Post here. Here's one.
Why can't Liverpool light a fire?
Cos they can't win any matches.
Liverpool woman walks into a sex shop wanting to buy a vibrator. The assistant says they come in lots of colours and are laid out on the wall. She says she would like the red one and the fella says "sorry madam that's the fire extinguisher".....
That's so stereotypical that mate,, it's like me saying " it was that cold last night lads in Liverpool were walking around with their hands in their own pockets "........ and I wouldn't say something like that.
Lets laugh at the team with more money and a owner who isent selling anything that isent nailed down and watching the club rot from the inside out
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A man pulls up in his car and asks a young lad , walking along the pavement, to climb in his car .." NO, Get lost " says the lad. " I'll buy you sweets and give you a tenner," say the man.... Boy replies, " I said NO. Now just [Poor language removed] off, dad. I'm not going to watch that ****e at anfield with ya "
Was the car stolen ?..........
He bought it from a man in the pub selling a car out in the car park. He asked him " Which car is it ? "...The seller replied " Which car do ya want, laa ? "