liverpool fans in the pub last night they so funny

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frankie5

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When i was 13 i moved to norfolk and was really surprised at how many reds there is around here, Anyway in the pub last night my mate told me he works with somebody who claims to be a die hard red, he asked him what county liverpool where from and he didnt even know. After being told this there was 3 reds in the pub last night i thought id see if they knew which county there team was from and low and behold not 1 of them knew, i then spent the rest of the night ribbing them sensless i mean how can you not even know where your team is actually from ???
 

When i was 13 i moved to norfolk and was really surprised at how many reds there is around here, Anyway in the pub last night my mate told me he works with somebody who claims to be a die hard red, he asked him what county liverpool where from and he didnt even know. After being told this there was 3 reds in the pub last night i thought id see if they knew which county there team was from and low and behold not 1 of them knew, i then spent the rest of the night ribbing them sensless i mean how can you not even know where your team is actually from ???

Istanbul?
 
My kids, who are season ticket holders at Goodison, photocopied the a-z of Liverpool on the page with analfield on it to give to all the big gobbed kids in their school who follow the wedshite, but haven't got a clue of how to find their way to the ground.
Point made !
 
When i was 13 i moved to norfolk and was really surprised at how many reds there is around here, Anyway in the pub last night my mate told me he works with somebody who claims to be a die hard red, he asked him what county liverpool where from and he didnt even know. After being told this there was 3 reds in the pub last night i thought id see if they knew which county there team was from and low and behold not 1 of them knew, i then spent the rest of the night ribbing them sensless i mean how can you not even know where your team is actually from ???

Oslo?
 

From another planet?

Its been suggested aliens might know how to get from A to B though with their rumoured past visits in defence of beings from another planet who I would have as far more intelligent than a group of RS hangers on.

On a serious note- suppose as Everton fans we are different as we do know our history but also mostly see through the BS as well- but again the money thing rears its ugly head and the here and now, casual appearingly unknowledgable fans can be profitable to clubs if they can be sold to in a certain way without them ever being totally associated as a traditional fan- cheesy and overhyped is not the way I'd like to to become for our fanbase- but in certain markets around the globe that sort of thing will work.

I love the fact we have such an organic and natural fanbase and if you ever meet an Everton fan that is not local you can bet they know their stuff about their team- but milking potential casual fanbases is something that can get us some £££'s and of course we can still laugh along with the RS as they will NEVER EVER have our blue blood runnign through their veins
 
When i was 13 i moved to norfolk and was really surprised at how many reds there is around here, Anyway in the pub last night my mate told me he works with somebody who claims to be a die hard red, he asked him what county liverpool where from and he didnt even know. After being told this there was 3 reds in the pub last night i thought id see if they knew which county there team was from and low and behold not 1 of them knew, i then spent the rest of the night ribbing them sensless i mean how can you not even know where your team is actually from ???

Maybe you should fix your grammar before you start making fun of other people for being stupid.

Apologies if english is not your first language.
 
Maybe you should fix your grammar before you start making fun of other people for being stupid.

Apologies if english is not your first language.


Touchy touchy! He was probably so blinded with rage that he didnt think about it. I dont know if you ever saw the England Algeria thread but there are some classic examples.

Point is, Da Reds r well annoyin!
 

Hey Spike that makes you look like a reasonable person.

This is the interwebz, you need to act more like a complete d*&%^ and not apologize.

Watching the match tonight vs. Brazil?

Holy [Poor language removed] I completely forgot. I have to dvr it cause I'm gonna miss it. Thank you for reminding me.
 
sorry i was drunk and put there instead of their and 3 instead of three, SERIOUSLY if you care about that so much hmmmmmmmmmmm, i just hate you intelligent people lol xxxxxxxxxxx
 

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