Just some notable behaviour from our most super of super fan neighbours.
1 - Istanbul (lar). It was the beginning of time for them, they have to go over the top like if one says it was their best night ever then the other has to say it was my best day and night ever until it gets to "I'm still shaking from Stevie's goal now lad". And bumper stickers.
2 - Being more socialist than Stalin's Russia. Despite being a middle aged corporate banker from Weymouth wearing a scarf, it's important to be so socialist and be part of one of the numerous action groups on show.
3 - The action groups. Think of some random letters, pay someone to make badges with it on and a variation of a Liver bird and give out tacky leaflets outside the game. Think of a name to fit those letters and some cause that is a bit obscure but is dead rightful. As Liverpool are the Jedi of the galaxy. And everything is bang on.
4 - Having a scouse parent is important, even if you don't and are from Great Yarmouth. Learn this story as though it's life and death and really happened. If you don't then some lid from Runcorn will accuse you of being a wool and you'll have to find somewhere else for grown males to piss in the pockets of your Joe Bloggs than on the kop.
5 - Obscure banners. Get yer mars bedsheet, do a negative of Kenny Dalglish's head of the body of Ron Yeats and then put something that sounds dead philophopical but ultimately means nothing. Hold proudly on kop and beam until Sky Sports zoom in on you. Congratulations lad.
6 - Wet Shanks eyes. Usually after a pint. It's kopite law to show proud in being the most teary when talking about Shanks and what he would fume at in the present day. Even though you're Kimi aged 17 from Bergen and haven't a clue who he is.
Add as you will.
1 - Istanbul (lar). It was the beginning of time for them, they have to go over the top like if one says it was their best night ever then the other has to say it was my best day and night ever until it gets to "I'm still shaking from Stevie's goal now lad". And bumper stickers.
2 - Being more socialist than Stalin's Russia. Despite being a middle aged corporate banker from Weymouth wearing a scarf, it's important to be so socialist and be part of one of the numerous action groups on show.
3 - The action groups. Think of some random letters, pay someone to make badges with it on and a variation of a Liver bird and give out tacky leaflets outside the game. Think of a name to fit those letters and some cause that is a bit obscure but is dead rightful. As Liverpool are the Jedi of the galaxy. And everything is bang on.
4 - Having a scouse parent is important, even if you don't and are from Great Yarmouth. Learn this story as though it's life and death and really happened. If you don't then some lid from Runcorn will accuse you of being a wool and you'll have to find somewhere else for grown males to piss in the pockets of your Joe Bloggs than on the kop.
5 - Obscure banners. Get yer mars bedsheet, do a negative of Kenny Dalglish's head of the body of Ron Yeats and then put something that sounds dead philophopical but ultimately means nothing. Hold proudly on kop and beam until Sky Sports zoom in on you. Congratulations lad.
6 - Wet Shanks eyes. Usually after a pint. It's kopite law to show proud in being the most teary when talking about Shanks and what he would fume at in the present day. Even though you're Kimi aged 17 from Bergen and haven't a clue who he is.
Add as you will.
