We'll finish above you in the league, Martinez is going to bottle it. You were very fortunate against United and Arsenal, and don't have a hope in hell of European qualification.
I'm just teasing, of course. Our rivalry in recent years has turned really nasty, but I came here to see what most of your thoughts were about your new manager, your great start to the season, our start, and the PL in general.
So, first off, it pains me to say it but congratulations are in order so far on the way you've started the season and played. I honestly thought you'd have a season in transition and would struggle. It must be such a wonderful thing to have a manager who actually tries to win games as opposed to avoid losing them, eh? It seems as if Moyes has turned United into the Everton of old (not that I'm complaining), and Martinez has completely transformed you. I also honestly think you have a more complete squad than Spurs for instance, who spent silly money in the summer. Also, what do you make of Martinez's constant willingness to risk to try and win games? I'm sure it's a welcome change from Moyes, but might it come back to bite him in the arse should you end up losing such a game? What I'm trying to say is that if you had ended up losing to Arsenal, would you still have been happy after the match for if he had gone on to risk and try to win the game, or would you rather have had him shut up shop and take a point, and hope to maybe nick it?
Anyway, what do you make of your nearest and dearest friends from across town? Are we good enough to get into the top four, how would you assess our season thus far? Admittedly, we have some very difficult fixtures this month which I think will see you ahead of us come January. Should we spend in January, and should you as well?
Cheers for reading.