Who's_up_for_cumpkins?
Player Valuation: £15m
So putting them on one of my accas to try and curse them into defeat didn't work then 

Our own fans fellate them. See below for example...
How is stating a fact ‘fellating’ them exactly?Our own fans fellate them. See below for example...
WTF was that from Beto?
Better body positioning, and he’s in on goal, FFS!
Worst commentary ever heard...