Little lies you tell to other people

[chicoazul]

Anyone got any they wish to confess?

 

[Marco Materazzi]

I'm not actually a certified guru like.

 

[Deleted member 28206]

I don't tell lies.

 

[Clint Planet]

I'm not actually a certified guru like.

*gutted*

 

[Baines' left foot]

"Your eyes are the most beautiful things I've ever seen".

To: Any girl that is remotely bangable.

 

[BigBlueConk]

"Your eyes are the most beautiful things I've ever seen".

To: Any girl that is remotely bangable.

I just respect you so much mate. Like me, but younger.

 

[Goat]

That hat makes your head look smaller, mate.

 

[BlueLlama]

I've never even met your ma lid

 

[electricblue]

"No, your bum does not look bigger in that."

 

[Gwladys St. Glory]

"Good to see you" is the one most used.

 

[Baines' left foot]

I just respect you so much mate. Like me, but younger.

I've probably made myself sound like some sort of lothario here. I'm not, but I'm working on it.

Oh, and thank you.

 

[carlos21]

"Good to see you" is the one most used.

allright rob I like you.

 

[Kurt.]

I've probably made myself sound like some sort of lothario here. I'm not, but I'm working on it.

Oh, and thank you.

Whoooosh !!


That was his lie ha ha

 

[Baines' left foot]

Whoooosh !!


That was his lie ha ha

OOOOHHHH DAAAYYYUUMMM!!!!

Hook. Line. Sinker.

EDIT: But that was my lie?


But then is this a lie?


*spontaneously combusts*

 

[bluejock]

Telling my wife I love her