Limericks

[Mikey_Fitzgerald]

There once was a man named Gueye
Who was never picked to play
He got sent out on loan
But the all the fans did was moan
So it looks like he'll be on his way

 

[Allezfan]

Artetafan - limerick writer
Like Kenwright, he couldn't be tighter
Bought no beers for Chico
or Whisky for Bilbo
And his Limericks couldn't be any shi-ter...

.....

 

[heatmeiser]

There was an old man named P
Did uhe wabnt something
he wnet over there
sometimes he held a lamp
c#ollapsed in his bedroom one day

 

[Bilbo]

.....

Only jessing m8, their quite witty

 

[Allezfan]

There once was a young lad from wales,
Who liked stats more than females,
The hair on his head,
Was glowing and red,
And his privates shined like a blaze.

 

[heatmeiser]

There was a deviant named heat.
Found the weird sexy, even feet.
One day was done.
Too hard up the bum.
Now everywhere smells of sheet.

SHEET?!?!?!

 

[Reidy's Bottle Of Grecian]

There's this 'halfcast Scotsman' called Azul
Who to be honest is a right feckin tool
He posted photos from Cuba
when he went out to Scuba
And Azulas Tits made me drool

 

[Reidy's Bottle Of Grecian]

There once was a player called Vic
who when he scores just acts like a prick
Are defences tighter
Or has he got shyter
Feck Off lad you get on my wick

 

[The T-Dex]

SHEET?!?!?!

I'm not swearing, it's against my values........ ****.