likely excuses if it all goes tits up and we sign nobody.........again

[tommye]

ok, so we have the positive posters and the negative posters (and then there's Davek!!!!!). So in the event of us 'doing an everton' and this whole crazy world of actually buying players blows up in our faces and we sign nobody, what excuses could Bill Faily and the Vomits come up with this time?? Bum fun with Nik for the best answer.......
over to you lot.........

 

[RFUS]

Spartak thought it was 5 million rubles and not Great British pounds.

 

[ToffeeBlueNose]

BK - Sorry couldn't get anybody, i was paying for wayne rooneys hair replacement therapy bacause i lost a bet saying we would be relegated by 2011

 

[TheBlueGibbon]

Bill was too busy in the Boys' pen, watching us thrash City 10-0, to fax the documents across to the FA.

 

[davek]

The dog ate the fax machine.

 

[tommye]

Spartak thought it was 5 million rubles and not Great British pounds.

5 million potatoes.....

 

[DualityNSNO]

Who the hell still uses fax anyway?!

 

[Frank Drebin]

It was the turnstiles' fault.

 

[Alio]

No one buys in January

 

[The Equaliser]

None.

 

[davek]

It was the turnstiles' fault.

 

[chicoazul]

Chelsea, always Chelsea.

 

[DualityNSNO]

Chelsea, always Chelsea.

At least we're not Villa then, huh?

 

[Matt Damon]

ok, so we have the positive posters and the negative posters (and then there's Davek!!!!!). So in the event of us 'doing an everton' and this whole crazy world of actually buying players blows up in our faces and we sign nobody, what excuses could Bill Faily and the Vomits come up with this time?? Bum fun with Nik for the best answer.......
over to you lot.........

"The bank in the Caymans considers that a downpayment on taking receivership of the club"

 

[tommye]

Who the hell still uses fax anyway?!

us probably!!