Letter to Luke Garbutt

Khalekan · December 12, 2014

Dear Luke, please take Leighton Baines to one side after training and show him how to deliver a corner kick into the kill zone.

Fetch Kevin Mirallas along as well.

Please sign a new contract ASAP.

At your current rate of progress you will be first choice left back at Goodison next season.

An England call up will soon follow and you will most probably be England left back in Russia 2018.

Yours faithfully, Khalekan.

emb · December 12, 2014

Needs more poetry and choice lines quoted from Z-Cars.

Pienaar's gloves · December 12, 2014

emb said:
Needs more poetry and choice lines quoted from Z-Cars.

If you know the words to Johnny Todd, you'll find that few really fit in here.

"I will buy you sheets and blankets..." and "until she found another sailor..." don't really fit into much.

emb · December 12, 2014

Pienaar's gloves said:
If you know the words to Johnny Todd, you'll find that few really fit in here.

"I will buy you sheets and blankets..." and "until she found another sailor..." don't really fit into much.

Was thinking of the instrumental really.

Boss_Blue · December 12, 2014

Dithering Dougie · December 12, 2014

Goat · December 12, 2014

Elong · December 12, 2014

RAWK alert.

FTY · December 12, 2014

Dithering Dougie said:

These videos are somewhat unrelated.

detroiturk15 · December 12, 2014

When I clicked on this thread I expected the RAWK letter to Mario slightly edited to make sense. Not sure if I'm disappointed or very happy.

cjuk87 · December 12, 2014

In some ways Luke, welcome home.

ijjysmith · December 12, 2014

I'll ensure this letter gets to him mate.

The Cowboy · December 12, 2014

cjuk87 said:
In some ways Luke, welcome home.

And in other ways, ta-ra Luke, as he will no doubt move to pastures new in pursuit of the regular first team football he deserves. Perhaps we can make him an off-the-record deal to come back in for him in 2-3 years when Baines is due for replacement.

McBain · December 12, 2014

He's too busy pinging em in to read this mate.

Kieno · December 12, 2014

[Poor language removed], didn't realize Garbutt was out of contract at he end of the season!

Baines turned 30 yesterday so these next 2 windows are the last time we'd be offered anything half decent for him.

Assuming we'd have Oviedo and Garbutt both signed up, would you take, say a £10 Million bid for Baines in the summer to invest in other positions?