Lesson Learnt, Keep your car clean

[GrandOldTeam]

A simple "wash me" would have sufficed.

 

[Rugby Toffee]

It is all relative

 

[bluebastardo]

Eine Stein bitte.
Well, it looked like thirsty work.

 

[heatmeiser]

Looks more like Kevin Keegan to be honest.

 

[Upper Sturry Sherbets]

What does E = Mc squared actually mean, sounds like some rap artist or something.

I know Big Audio Dynamite had a hit with it, but that's about as much attention as I paid it.

 

[Number Seis]

What does E = Mc squared actually mean, sounds like some rap artist or something.

I know Big Audio Dynamite had a hit with it, but that's about as much attention as I paid it.

Everton = much crap. The secret of the universe.
We still love them occasionally though.

 

[heatmeiser]

The second point is a natural consequence of the first.

 

[Cahill's Metatarsal]

I've seen a few of those, there's clearly some weirdly talented people about

 

[Whitebootman]

What does E=MC2 mean,

(__!__) Fat Ass

(!) Tight Ass

(*) Sore Ass

And finally,

(E=MC2) Smart Ass

Thanks to St Kev's physics lessons circa 1974.