Leon Osman

Dithering Dougie · September 25, 2015

orly said:
Stats are there Douglas.

Even his perceived strengths are actually weaknesses. How damning that the one positive they thought they could find, he was actually awful at.

@mythbuster will just have to comfort himself with the fact that Osman has the 178th best first touch since Beardsley. He can put that with his FA Cup runners up medal and Best Peter Dinklage Impressionist 2015 trophy.

Yeah and as I've shown you Osman's stats match up nicely mate when you remove the obvious advantages others have had over Osman.

Walken · September 25, 2015

Dithering Dougie said:
I thought you'd try harder than that Walken.

i can't really be bothered today mate, the little skem grass will be out the door soon enough, thats the main thing

Dithering Dougie · September 25, 2015

Walken said:
i can't really be bothered today mate, the little skem grass will be out the door soon enough, thats the main thing

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mythbuster · September 25, 2015

orly said:
Stats are there Douglas.

Even his perceived strengths are actually weaknesses. How damning that the one positive they thought they could find, he was actually awful at.

@mythbuster will just have to comfort himself with the fact that Osman has the 178th best first touch since Beardsley. He can put that with his FA Cup runners up medal and Best Peter Dinklage Impressionist 2015 trophy.

Bore off lad. It wouldn't be so bad if you were actually funny.

Is Osman top class? No, no he isn't.

Has he been a consistent top half prem player? Yes, yes he has.

You carry on trying the lame wisecracks though, and totally ignore the facts, by calling him an awful footballer.

Eric Djemba-Djemba · September 25, 2015

He's terrible.

Furey1878 · September 25, 2015

caught said:
Just had a look on http//:www.soccerblert.com/everton/players/trequartistas/Leon_the_egg_Osman

Defensive
Kicky-Wicky - 77
In the Way - 46
Towel Whip - 91
Cheeky - 89

Attacking
Pearoll - 91
Dinky-Winky - 89
Frottage - 69
Incomplete One-Two - 94

Mental
Grass - 93
Snitch - 91
Snide (on pitch) - 3
Snide (off pitch) - 92

hahahahha

orly · September 25, 2015

mythbuster said:
Bore off lad. It wouldn't be so bad if you were actually funny.

Is Osman top class? No, no he isn't.

Has he been a consistent top half prem player? Yes, yes he has.

You carry on trying the lame wisecracks though, and totally ignore the facts, by calling him an awful footballer.

I've put the statistical facts on the thread mate.

You tried to prove your point with anecdotal whimsy that turned out to be turbo tosh.

Orly 1 MythbustedinmykeckswhilethinkingoftheSkemSnitch 0

Furey1878 · September 25, 2015

@Dithering Dougie is the perfect poster to protect Osman from the haters.

You guys thought 14/15 Howard was just a one off? No, it was training, he was honing his skills and now it's gonna take much, much more than claims of Osman being a snidey-kopite-grass from Skem to keep him down.

Walken · September 25, 2015

Furey1878 said:
@Dithering Dougie is the perfect poster to protect Osman from the haters.

You guys thought 14/15 Howard was just a one off? No, it was training, he was honing his skills and now it's gonna take much, much more than claims of Osman being a snidey-kopite-grass from Skem to keep him down.

dougie steps to, no question, i respect that, if only he had been born a hater

Chang Elephant · September 25, 2015

Furey1878 said:
@Dithering Dougie is the perfect poster to protect Osman from the haters.

You guys thought 14/15 Howard was just a one off? No, it was training, he was honing his skills and now it's gonna take much, much more than claims of Osman being a snidey-kopite-grass from Skem to keep him down.

It took a lot to take Peter Sutcliffe down mate but I wouldn't claim he was correct in his treatment of women

mythbuster · September 25, 2015

orly said:
I've put the statistical facts on the thread mate.

You tried to prove your point with anecdotal whimsy that turned out to be turbo tosh.

Orly 1 MythbustedinmykeckswhilethinkingoftheSkemSnitch 0

Stats, lol.

Here's a stat for you lad, he's in our top 3 prem scorers.

Here's another one - in 13 years in the Everton first team, he's somehow managed to play hundreds of games whilst we competed for Europe season in, season out. Awful footballer. LOL.

bicycleheader · September 25, 2015

orly · September 25, 2015

mythbuster said:
Stats, lol.

Here's a stat for you lad, he's in our top 3 prem scorers.

Here's another one - in 13 years in the Everton first team, he's somehow managed to play hundreds of games whilst we competed for Europe season in, season out. Awful footballer. LOL.

He's had 13 seasons to do it. Must only be Hibbo who is even within 2 years of that sort of hanging-about duration.

he's played 399 games and managed the stats I've linked above.

Oh wait a second, I see what is happening here. You think football was invented in 1992 with Sky. Were you brought in by the cheerleaders they used to have on Sky games?

lol the myth of Osman has been well and truly busted and the fanboys exposed

mythbuster · September 25, 2015

orly said:
lol the myth of Osman has been well and truly busted and the fanboys exposed

Maybe in your mind it has.

“He's the one in tight spaces who can do something only a few footballers can do." - Roberto Martinez
http://www.liverpoolecho.co.uk/spor...s/roberto-martinez-expects-leon-osman-7030895

Ignore the gaffer though lads, Orly has exposed him too, with his, err, stats. Awful footballer lol

orly · September 25, 2015

mythbuster said:
Maybe in your mind it has.

“He's the one in tight spaces who can do something only a few footballers can do." - Roberto Martinez
http://www.liverpoolecho.co.uk/spor...s/roberto-martinez-expects-leon-osman-7030895

Ignore the gaffer though lads, Orly has exposed him too, with his, err, stats. Awful footballer lol

Oh dear lord, we aren't honestly citing the king of hyperbole Roberto are we lol lol

c.f. comments on Kone week in week out.

Tell me mate, Osman the best touch since Beardsley eh? Back to the laminated calendar for you