Bit risque aint it. How did you know my willy was from Oxford Robert? Have you been using Google Street View?

Please advise after reference to your Oxford Dic, what does Queg mean then.
PS I would never dream of saying to a member of the opposite sex, hows you're gash.![]()

Hang on there boys, we've had a bit of language policing here lately. I'm not a worldly chap so looked up this gash business.
Gash; A term for the female genitalia, implying that it looks like a hatchet wound.
By 'eck. Queg in, gash out!
Im offended by that.
goes the flag then realises people get banned for that*
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