One thing y'all did invent - how to take the most powerful and modern army of its time, and lose (not just lose, but get straight up beat down) to a bunch of farmers carrying Grandad's shotgun.
Scoreboard.
Please. You lot immediately soiled yourselves, then fled for the hills in terror, cowering in your hideouts out until the French turned up to save you. Then twenty years later, yous' all were bested by a much smaller and even more hayseed rabble of proto-Canadians. The only time Americans have ever "won" a war is by turning up after the real men have done all the fighting, sticking a flag on top of the mess, and declaring victory
As for Leighton, would love to have him stick around, though increasingly for just for cover, and to dispel wisdom on attitude and comportment to the youths. If he prefers the money though, he's earned it - though it's hard to think of a place more contrary in spirit to what makes Baines admirable than Los Angeles.
Out of sentiment, I am happy we never sold him before now - after all, absent sentiment, what is even the point of modern football? - but if we were being ruthless and pragmatic about it, it would have been better to have sold him to
Moyes's United, though obviously after extorting them for three times more the initial asking price.