Least Favourite things to do

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Sid James

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Having spent the last week painting our windows I came to the conclusion that I F***ing hate decorating.

This got me thinking, what other crappy jobs do I loathe?

The ones that came into my head are below, what are yours?

Think of little annoyances of life that you can't avoid doing or you cant persuade your other half it's their turn to do.
The sort of thing that if you had enough money you'd employ some other mug to do it for you.

Oh and you can't have going to work otherwise everyone would have the same


  • Cleaning up vomit , makes me gag
  • Decorating
  • Cleaning the toilet
  • Ironing
  • Nappy Changing, especially when they're teething


By the way, yes, I am very, very, bored.
 

Dropping my daughter off at pre-school. Hate leaving he'd, but she adores it.
 
Picking up cat poo from the litter box, smells awful and makes me gag. Nasty little bugger gotta be the canned food i reckon.
 

1. Getting up when its raining
2. When flushing several times ain't getting the job done and having to use that dunny brush
3. Paying Bills. Really Chafes my Cheeks I gotta pay for stuff i probably used.
 
Picking up cat poo from the litter box, smells awful and makes me gag. Nasty little bugger gotta be the canned food i reckon.

I believe the only thing that smells worse than cat poo is a 3 month old corpse with cat poo in its mouth.
 
Ironing , just cant get it right, painting with gloss paint, pub meals,and having human contact somedays, somewere there is a mountain waiting for me to arrive were i can ban humanity when i feel like, and picking up dog **** from outside are house, its not the dogs that bomb my head its the ********s with them, some tit was trying to blank me with his snooty tart the other day after there boxers dumped right by my gate , asked him politely to pick it up and he just smiled and walked on, wasnt so smug when i lashed a shovel full of it all over his back, lucky for him im mellow these days or he would have got the shovel as well, he he the look on there faces
 
Easy. Going to the dentists. It all stems from when I was a kid and had to have 3 teeth out, the dentist actually put a beano annual on my chest to put his knee on for leverage.
 

Pairing socks up when they've come out the wash, they go in together but always seem to come out odd xx
 

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