Keeping chickens

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Joey66 said:
From a Bob cat to a mountain lion are you sure it was not a polarising bear?lol
Extreme for eating a henlol
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Were you once a Monty Python script writer Joey? You have an out there wit, that's for sure. You always give me a laugh mate and I genuinely thank you for that. It's been pretty bleak here on GOT lately, what with the transfer woes and all. You though, are a ray of sunshine....oh, and "polarising bear" was sheer genius!!
 

a bell maul said:
Were you once a Monty Python script writer Joey? You have an out there wit, that's for sure. You always give me a laugh mate and I genuinely thank you for that. It's been pretty bleak here on GOT lately, what with the transfer woes and all. You though, are a ray of sunshineY....oh, and "polarising bear" was sheer genius!!
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heatmeiser said:
You feed them your scraps, otherwise you'd be feeding them the same crap that battery hens get.

You don't get a cockerel unless you want to breed them.

If they smell that badly then you need to clean them out more often - if that's too much hard work then I suggest getting a hamster or something.
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Feeding chickens table scraps is illegal in the U.K.

Feeding them grain isn't crap

I didn't get any as I couldn't be arsed
 

Foot Long Hot Dog said:
Feeding chickens table scraps is illegal in the U.K.

Feeding them grain isn't crap

I didn't get any as I couldn't be arsed
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Haha yeah it's like dodgy football streams, it is illegal but everyone does it. I didn't say grain, I was talking about the pellets that they feed them at battery farms - and yes it is crap.

I haven't got any either anyway by the way, be arsed with that. A cat is more than enough (deep fried and served with salad).
 
My younger brother Chris (although I call him Cyril; after Cyril Regis...don't ask, it's a long story).
Anyway, Cyril, as a wee lad, had a little yellow chick which he called Son of Fred. Unfortunately Ginny, a bit of a feral cat who roamed the property ( it was a big property with a hay barn and lots of fruit trees and some sheep, a goat and Daisy- a boxer dog) Ginny was not really our family cat, (that was Gertrude) but she was a good mouser and kept the barn's pests down.
Where was I?...oh yes, Ginny ate Son of Fred :she was a clever, scheming creature and had worked out how to get into the small coop/chicken run.
Cyril bought another chick which he called son of Fred II, and guess what?...

You're right!...bloody Ginny...
 
a bell maul said:
My younger brother Chris (although I call him Cyril; after Cyril Regis...don't ask, it's a long story).
Anyway, Cyril, as a wee lad, had a little yellow chick which he called Son of Fred. Unfortunately Ginny, a bit of a feral cat who roamed the property ( it was a big property with a hay barn and lots of fruit trees and some sheep, a goat and Daisy- a boxer dog) Ginny was not really our family cat, (that was Gertrude) but she was a good mouser and kept the barn's pests down.
Where was I?...oh yes, Ginny ate Son of Fred :she was a clever, scheming creature and had worked out how to get into the small coop/chicken run.
Cyril bought another chick which he called son of Fred II, and guess what?...

You're right!...bloody Ginny...
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HAHAHA

Excellenty

(didn't even need "eggcellent"
 

It seems like every one of my neighbours and mates are rearing chickens, the free eggs are great, but now my grandddaughter wants me to get some, I think I might just get a few sheep.....or a pig......I'm thinking bacon and eggs right now.....
 

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