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Zatara
Player Valuation: £100m
lol
What are you like, Zat
Starts in 5 minutes, this may be the last you hear of me
Zatara
Player Valuation: £100m
Farewell, Brave Zat......we'll never see your likes again
"It Lives"
Have a fat lip now mind you...well feels like it anyway.
Good news is that im less angry about the defeat today ..
The worst part about it is that we have played against some GOD awful Liverpool teams. Just woeful ones. And they still wind up beating us pretty handily. It's absolutely numbing.We have now gone more than six years without beating them.
At this stage Anfield on April Fools Day looks a forlorn hope.
Which brings us to the autumn derby next season.
If we fail to win that then the derby drought will exceed the 6 years 11 months between the David Johnson and the Andy King as it will be the spring of 2018 before we have another chance.
Having lived through and been in attendance at every one of those winless Goodison derbies of the 70s, I find it unbelieveable we are on the brink of setting an even worse record
*Goes to the cupboard Christmas past and finds old forgotten packet of Hamlet...cue air on a 'G' string double bass music.
(No doubt one of you GIF meisters could marry the bass with the goal - Merry Christmas in advance.)
*strikes match on wall in approved Maigret way.
dum dum, dum dum, dum dum
Everton that - Dumb.
(No doubt one of you GIF meisters could marry the bass with the goal - Merry Christmas in advance.)
*strikes match on wall in approved Maigret way.
dum dum, dum dum, dum dum
Everton that - Dumb.
Thought we all ready did that.Getting to the point were I feel we may as well gift wrap the six points to them at the beginning of the season to save us the torture of each game
Ihaters
Player Valuation: £35m
Happiness is a cigar called... not being an Everton fan
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