Joss Stone murder plot.

[McBain]

Thought she was a lesbian?

Still would like.

You'd murder her with your schlong.

 

[ToffeeMark]

I thought it was probably some students, they'll nick anything when they're drunk

 

[Blue 1]

Bet he was a bit shaken up!

He didn't sound to fazed to be honest.

 

[trigger the blue]

I doubt this was very professional - "professional" kidnappers do not, as a rule:

i) go after famous people (other criminals are best, they usually have more disposeable cash and they will also usually not run straight to the cops);
ii) drive around in a fiat punto in such a suspicious manner that the neighbours call the old bill;
iii) carry all (or at least enough) of the evidence with them.

These two are probably either obsessed fans, or a couple of idiots who think they are gangsters.

Well with one of the surnames being liverpool im guessing idiots!

 

[The-Golden-Vision]

I'd smash it.

 

[EFCNIK]

Her vagina would get ruined tbh. When she's not all hippy'd up. In that pic the smackdown would be layeth.

 

[Raymondo077]

Her vagina would get ruined tbh. When she's not all hippy'd up. In that pic the smackdown would be layeth.

Van ; check,, Balaclava ; check,, Gloves ; check ; Duct tape ; check,, Gimp ball ; check,, Lube ; check.....

Right wheres this gaff?

 

[andym78]

She's good friends with the Duke of Cambridge and hails from Dover, Kent.

What dodgy connections could she have in Dover?

It'll have to come out in court what the possible motivations were.

Are you insinuating that because she hails from Dover, Kent there's something dodgy about her?

I have 2 issues with that:

a) I also hail from Dover, Kent (and also got out as soon as I could)

2) You're probably right

 

[EFCNIK]

Everyone knows Luton and Dover have the two ardest crews in all of Ingerlund. I'll merk you blud.

 

[andym78]

*Looks the other way and pretends he didn't hear*

 

[Hibbert&Ernie]

Wish they had got to her before all that jazz sh!t.