kopites r gobshites
Player Valuation: £750k
Whats yellow and shouts looney..looney..loony!
ji sung park making a late run into the box
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ji sung park making a late run into the box
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kopites r gobshites
Player Valuation: £750k
carlos tevez sees his baby for the first time and says "it looks nothing like me ?" his wife says "give me a ******* chance ive only just boiled the kettle ...." .
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Oh my Baby Jesus...............
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* shakes head disapprovingly.
Some people just ask to be banned.
Like you Reids.
Like you Reids.
kopites r gobshites
Player Valuation: £750k
shall i carry on or quit while im ahead 
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I suggest quitting.
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You've been named lid, 3 mentioned
I'm short, no denying that.
you must be chase.....by default.
so chico must be martin.
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shall i carry on or quit while im ahead
ahead of what exactly ?
kopites r gobshites
Player Valuation: £750k
f..k it Impressionst on stage ,man in crowd says " do barry mcguigan"the impressionist goes back stage then comes back out with gelled hair waering a fred perry jumper tucked in his jeans with a pair of rockport and a gold chain hanging round his neck. the man goes who the f..k are you i said do barry mcguigan the impressionist says "[Poor language removed] i thought you said do barry from wigan " .
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Im gonna need more info on this subject.
PM ME LAD!!!!!!!!!
I will take Chase, not bad.
PM ME LAD!!!!!!!!!
I will take Chase, not bad.
Received - Tuesday 30th March 2010 - 9:44am
FROM: MAM
Hiya bad nws. Nan pssed awy lst nght. Soz/
FROM: MAM
Hiya bad nws. Nan pssed awy lst nght. Soz/
little curly alan ball
Player Valuation: £70m
Courtesy of me boy ;
Proof that Men make better friends than do Women ;
A Woman doesn't come home one night . Next morning , she tells her Husband that she slept at a friend's house .
Her Husband calls her 10 best friends . None knew anything about it .
The next night , the Husband stays out all night . Next morning , he says he slept at a friend's house . His Wife calls his 10 best friends . Eight confirm that he slept there , and two said he was still there !!! .
I - or rather , he - than(s) ' yo' .
Proof that Men make better friends than do Women ;
A Woman doesn't come home one night . Next morning , she tells her Husband that she slept at a friend's house .
Her Husband calls her 10 best friends . None knew anything about it .
The next night , the Husband stays out all night . Next morning , he says he slept at a friend's house . His Wife calls his 10 best friends . Eight confirm that he slept there , and two said he was still there !!! .
I - or rather , he - than(s) ' yo' .
little curly alan ball
Player Valuation: £70m
Dunno if the P.C. Police are on " Gardening Leave " , as are the Ego Police , but , yet another from my Son ;
Q ;What's the difference between E.T. and an Asylum Seeker ???
A ; E.T. was smarter , smelt better , learnt English , didn't claim benefits , wanted to go home , AND HAD HIS OWN FUKN BIKE !!!
Q ;What's the difference between E.T. and an Asylum Seeker ???
A ; E.T. was smarter , smelt better , learnt English , didn't claim benefits , wanted to go home , AND HAD HIS OWN FUKN BIKE !!!
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