Just been seen on Goodison Road, apparently.
He was seen drinking Campari and soda in the Winslow last night
It's about time we signed a player who's favourite off pitch activity is bumming the heads off glamour models!!!
I'm all about reflected glory!!!
I'm sick and tired of people like DualityNSNO jumping on new posters without a care in the world if I'm honest.
Jermain Defoe: Back to mine, now.
Glamour Model: Ooh, you're a little forward, aren't you?
(sorry, couldn't resist)