Duncan Disordely
Player Valuation: £35m
So to get a game Barkley should have been dropping a brown paper envelope full of £50s on his desk on a Friday? **allegedly**
Colin has denied it.
Oh christ I'd forgotten about him, he possibly beats the other 3 for tittishness and I'm not entirely sure he'd ever watched a football match in his life.
I'm sure there's a funny youtube clip where he gets badly found out for lying about having been at a particular game and it was proven he wasn't.
True hes a [Poor language removed]
Think it was the game when Roy Keane did Alfie Halland
Iran was aghast and told everyone how he had seen it at the match
Apparently he was playing cricket for Lancs the same day