January 2018 transfer window thread.

[Connor]

As long as he's left footed I can rest easy.

I have a bad feeling he won’t be Mike. I’m sorry.

 

[mikey 62]

Sorry C - not more signings this window.

As per this confirmation this Thread is hereby closed

 

[COYBL25]

He probably just fancied a trip to France, he's travelling the world on the clubs expense

He`ll have been " ticking off " another city that he hasn`t been to for free before.

There can`t be many left now.

Hopefully someone will ask him to " carry" their suitcase through customs one day and that`ll be the last we see of him.

SACK.

 

[MikeH72]

I have a bad feeling he won’t be Mike. I’m sorry.

 

[ijjysmith]

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Why is he so sad?

 

[Connor]

Why is he so sad?

He's just been told Martina starts again.

 

[MikeH72]

Why is he so sad?

Because we aren't buying a left footed outfield player to add to our 1 that's currently registered Ij.

 

[COYBL25]

Why is he so sad?

In the next one he walks out in front of a lorry, rather than watch Martina again

 

[ijjysmith]

But really though, why is he so upset? He's clearly not an Everton fan.

 

[GwladysBlue]

Any new signing increases the likelihood of Fat Head being here next season. Be careful what you wish for.

 

[ijjysmith]

Any new signing increases the likelihood of Fat Head being here next season. Be careful what you wish for.

Don't worry mate. We aren't signing anyone else.

 

[GwladysBlue]

Don't worry mate. We aren't signing anyone else.

I hope you're right, Ijj. Don't want Walsh squandering anymore of our money.

 

[gonetomorrow]

Why is he so sad?

He's just been told his mum's a dog.

 

[ijjysmith]

He's just been told his mum's a dog.

This response has taken me back a little bit....it's very deep on a few different levels and I don't know what to do with it.

 

[davek]

Why have I bolded parts of this article I hear you ask...







Well it's just to compare the original story by Sky Sports News and Phil Kirkbride's outstanding journalistic reporting for the Liverpool Echo.








Get back to reporting what you read on GOT Phil and not other news outlets. At least come up with some original content you plagiarising sod!





By the way, we'll just ignore the fact the lad has a torn achilles, can barely make an appearance and we're going to pay £20m for him.

He's defo been influenced by that Sky report and just changed some words for others. Still not in the word for word David Prentice ripping off Guardian reports class though...now THAT was plagiarism. Young Phil is at the right place to learn how to properly plagiarise, learning at the feet of the master.