2025/26 Jack Grealish

[Toffe3m4n]

Absolutely dying at all the egregious shots of his chiselled abs. Club going hard on the 'LOOK WHAT GOOD SHAPE HES IN' angle.

Also I hate how likeable he is. Don't fall in love with a loan player DONT DO IT

Love that video. You couldn't wipe that smile from his face throughout.

 

[Bedfordblue]

He’s either an exceptional actor or genuinely excited for the new challenge.

We’ll soon boooo that out of him.

Also who is the Everton media staffer that’s incessantly flirting with him, ‘suits you mate’, and the Aki-esque ‘your arms are too big for the sleeves’
I’m sure I could hear a ‘mmmmmmmm’ when he had his abs out too.

 

[Ian]

Think he's performed very well so far.

0 goals, 0 assists. Rubbish.

 

[Frenk]

Yeah definitely looks unfit and has been on the bevies. People need to shut it!

 

[tommye]

Grealish shirts were flying out the shop earlier.
Girl said they'd done 100+ today alone.
Battered for them yesterday

 

[Dan Tanner]

Love that video. You couldn't wipe that smile from his face throughout.

Feels a far cry from.....

 

[Houghty19]

Absolutely dying at all the egregious shots of his chiselled abs. Club going hard on the 'LOOK WHAT GOOD SHAPE HES IN' angle.

Also I hate how likeable he is. Don't fall in love with a loan player DONT DO IT

Not the body of a lad who supposedly likes loads of ale and kebabs

 

[tommye]

Absolutely dying at all the egregious shots of his chiselled abs. Club going hard on the 'LOOK WHAT GOOD SHAPE HES IN' angle.

Also I hate how likeable he is. Don't fall in love with a loan player DONT DO IT

I'm 55 years of age.
I shouldn't be this excited about a new Everton player.
If he's half as good as I've imagined him to be then we're in for one hell of a season.

UTFT

 

[Matelot]

Absolutely dying at all the egregious shots of his chiselled abs. Club going hard on the 'LOOK WHAT GOOD SHAPE HES IN' angle.

Also I hate how likeable he is. Don't fall in love with a loan player DONT DO IT

Jack talking about how he holds a pen at the 1:40 mark.

Says that he always gets battered online.

 

[Toffe3m4n]

Deffo in contention for Monday according to Moyes. Has looked sharp in training.

 

[tommye]

Deffo in contention for Monday according to Moyes. Has looked sharp in training.

Half decent for a fat pisshead

 

[Nyhus]

Also I hate how likeable he is. Don't fall in love with a loan player DONT DO IT

Even tho a filthy rich, high profile footballer he somehow comes off as one of the boys in a way very few of them do. You almost get the vibe he’d join you for a pint at the pub if you invited him.

 

[Nymzee]

Least he's aware he holds a pen weird