I've seen my arse , ...

[little curly alan ball]

My Aunty has just walked in , and asked me , " Who's Heitinga ??? "
I reply , " He plays for us . Dutch . He's a Beast . Why ??? "
" Oh , he was signing stuff in Tesco's in Croccy - by the posh estate - this a'vvy !!!
I gave her THE EYES , she says , he'd gone by the time I got there .
Where the fuk was Source , I'm askin' ???

I wanted to sort Athletico in the Arkles , ....

 

[chicoazul]

Didn't you see it plastered about on the electronic world of t'web man?

Do yourself a favour mate, use this as your homepage: http://www.newsnow.co.uk/h/Sport/Football/Premier+League/Everton

 

[Reidy's Bottle Of Grecian]

My Aunty has just walked in , and asked me , " Who's Heitinga ??? "
I reply , " He plays for us . Dutch . He's a Beast . Why ??? "
" Oh , he was signing stuff in Tesco's in Croccy - by the posh estate - this a'vvy !!!
I gave her THE EYES , she says , he'd gone by the time I got there .
Where the fuk was Source , I'm askin' ???

I wanted to sort Athletico in the Arkles , ....

aisle 23

 

[MapleLeafEvertonian]

gutted for you mate

 

[Philw]

aisle 23

Rofl

 

[Hayee]

aisle 23

<cue belly laugh>

 

[Matt Damon]

<cue belly laugh>

Maybe you can give them lot a shout LCAB, sure they'd join you in the Arkles!

 

[little curly alan ball]

Maybe you can give them lot a shout LCAB, sure they'd join you in the Arkles!

Everyone's welcome , kid !!!

It's a Goddamn Party !!!

 

[SLAVEN BILIC]

wasn't it old swan and allerton according the OS?

 

[Bundy]

My Aunty has just walked in , and asked me , " Who's Heitinga ??? "
I reply , " He plays for us . Dutch . He's a Beast . Why ??? "
" Oh , he was signing stuff in Tesco's in Croccy - by the posh estate - this a'vvy !!!
I gave her THE EYES , she says , he'd gone by the time I got there .
Where the fuk was Source , I'm askin' ???

I wanted to sort Athletico in the Arkles , ....

What the does this mean?

 

[little curly alan ball]

wasn't it old swan and allerton according the OS?

Thought she said Croccy . That's where she was . Might've been Old Swan . It was the Johnny H bit I was focused upon .

 

[little curly alan ball]

What the does this mean?

It's the pub next to Anfield . They play them in Europa League . I'n hoping to go in with them . Johnny H , shirted up TO FUK , my mate .

Aririba , arriba .

 

[Philw]

What the does this mean?

It's the pub next to Anfield . They play them in Europa League . I'n hoping to go in with them . Johnny H , shirted up TO FUK , my mate .

Aririba , arriba .

Bally speaks in tongues. Half the fun in his posts is deciphering them and translating into the Queens English!

 

[little curly alan ball]

Bally speaks in tongues. Half the fun in his posts is deciphering them and translating into the Queens English!

Lesson #1 ; G.O.T. , kid .

I'm proper down , though .

 

[a9blue]

Johnny H

*It was Tesco in Old Swan
*Bily was at Allerton
*There is no Tesco in Croccy