It's my birthday and I'll cry if I want to .....

[The binman chronicles]

Is that you Bill ?

I'd hardly admit to that if I were, I would become about as popular as Liam Neeson.

 

[ToffeeLee1878]

I had one too! Wishing Benjamin a happy 40tj haha ,thanks lads but I’m hanging onto 39
For 6 more months

 

[PhilRegan]

I'd hardly admit to that if I were, I would become about as popular as Liam Neeson.

Probably more Weinstein/Trump levels of unpopularity to be honest at best.

 

[T LEAFE]

Hi my name today is also Sarah and today is also my birthday
Maybe we could all sing Happy Birthday to Sarah tonight

 

[chrismpw]

Haha it wasn't just me then...

Club is incompetent from top to bottom...

EDIT: They got my name right though strangely.

Makes note Tubey = sarah

 

[kev]

Maybe we could all sing Happy Birthday to Sarah tonight

This should definitely happen

 

[chrismpw]

Where's mine?
I'm not called Sarah and its not my birthday but they've IGNORED ME!
This is bullying by exclusion.
Fewmin.

 

[kev]

TODAYS BIRTHDAYS

@Strange23
@SouthWestToffee73
@CaptainRogers

Happy Birthday Sarahs

 

[Royalbm1]

 

[bol-uk]

It is amazing how badly we are run

 

[SpongeBob brown shoes]

Fuming I never got one, this club is that incompetent that it forgets to send me a birthday email like everyone else got

 

[Alanbileysfeathercut]

 

[Wayno]

Everton , that

 

[Zezti]

The email says I'm Simon, but the video says Sarah...

Is everyone at the club okay? Is this some kind of coded plea for help?

 

[Benedict]

Earlier today, you received an email from the Club wishing you a 'Happy Birthday'.

It was sent due to an error by a systems support agency and included a link to a test version of a 'Happy Birthday' video.

Rest assured, we know it isn't your birthday and we do know the correct date of your birthday.

We apologise for any inconvenience or confusion caused.

Happy Matchday!

Everton

Happy Matchday haha the cheek of them.