An everton song with lyrics to the tune of z-cars shouldn't be that hard to understand.
You know, like the John Stones song to the tune of the Beatles...
It isn't "that hard to understand" when you put the Quotes in the reverse order to what they were posted.
That's where the confusion arose.
Try and quote things in order in future.
Sheesh

memo to self: Don't get involved trying be helpful the next time you see a request you think is daft to begin with










