Frank Drebin
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Im struggling to think of one. With the exception of Beckford its an area where we have been sorely lacking for some time.
Is there a slower premiership team than us?
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thebluefox
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we have been since the day moyes took over
The Wanderers need to get a bolt on mate.
thebluefox
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you dot cotton again ffs
Frank Drebin
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True although Lee isn't short of a turn of pace. Its just majorly frustrating watching us have to double back on ourselves a lot of the time on the break because the opposition has got back.
I suppose what im really saying is I miss Kanchelskis.
whiteshadow
Player Valuation: £20m
He was my favourite Everton player ever. I was so made up when we got him.
Please say yous got my crap pun. It means a lot.
If we had Kanchelskis now we'd sex teams all over the shop.
If we had Kanchelskis now we'd sex teams all over the shop.
Frank Drebin
Player Valuation: £40m
I got it mate, bravo I love a good pun.
Actually I was musing about Kanchelskis. Back when he was playing I had a season ticket in the Park End, row L as I recall. Anyway I was 15 at the time and the seats directly in front of us were occupied by a pair of gorgeous blonde twins, one had Andrei on their shirt and the other had Kanchelskis. They were accompanied by their dad and either brother or boyfriend of one. I don't think i've ever wanted us to score as badly as that season as I sought a gentlemanly grope with the stealth of a ninja.
Anyone else happen to remember them? Or perhaps you are one of them, in which case may what a smashing blouse youre wearing and pm me. I know it sounds a bit like a porn film scenario but its a low budget one if it features someone masturbating in Goodison toilets at warp speed while lids bang on the door to snort beak.
I don't remember them but, erm...
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I remember them lid, you must of been sitting mightily close to me in the park end like, they were a fixture of my park end season although I was 9 at the time so thought of them as bimbo's. I ended up being scared by the two fella's whenever I looked over at the two girls as I thought they may get the wrong ideas, it was extremely uncomfortable like, needless to say my season ticket has been in the top balcony ever since, does anyone know if they still go to the game,stopped going or maybe even are now dead?
Frank Drebin
Player Valuation: £40m
God bless you for remembering them, everyone else is convinced I must have spent two whole seasons imagining them. I've never seen them since so all I have is my memories and carpal tunnel syndrome.
Frank Drebin
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Maybe Kanchelskis saw them and smuggled them back to Russia.
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