Is it time to panic?

[Saint Domingo]

If you’re the panicking type just remember that Newcastle just let Benitez leave because they wouldn’t buy Salomon Rondon for him and have now approached Steve Bruce to be their new manager. They’re owned by Mike Ashley, have just sold their only other striking option, have minimal transfer budget, have the most garish sponsor logo in the league, have suffered two relegations in the last ten years, and renamed St James’ the Sports Direct Arena.

Meanwhile we’re moving to a new waterfront stadium, are rebuilding the squad with PSG’s director of football, have Brazil’s number 9 upfront, expect a return to European football next year, and stole the manager from another premier league team.

But yeah because Moise Kean hasn’t signed for 40 mill yet let’s all panic.

 

[Bungle]

If you’re the panicking type just remember that Newcastle just let Benitez leave because they wouldn’t buy Salomon Rondon for him and have now approached Steve Bruce to be their new manager. They’re owned by Mike Ashley, have just sold their only other striking option, have minimal transfer budget, have the most garish sponsor logo in the league, have suffered two relegations in the last ten years, and renamed St James’ the Sports Direct Arena.

Meanwhile we’re moving to a new waterfront stadium, are rebuilding the squad with PSG’s director of football, have Brazil’s number 9 upfront, expect a return to European football next year, and stole the manager from another premier league team.

But yeah because Moise Kean hasn’t signed for 40 mill yet let’s all panic.

Have we replaced Marcel?

 

[Billysgingham.]

If you’re the panicking type just remember that Newcastle just let Benitez leave because they wouldn’t buy Salomon Rondon for him and have now approached Steve Bruce to be their new manager. They’re owned by Mike Ashley, have just sold their only other striking option, have minimal transfer budget, have the most garish sponsor logo in the league, have suffered two relegations in the last ten years, and renamed St James’ the Sports Direct Arena.

Meanwhile we’re moving to a new waterfront stadium, are rebuilding the squad with PSG’s director of football, have Brazil’s number 9 upfront, expect a return to European football next year, and stole the manager from another premier league team.

But yeah because Moise Kean hasn’t signed for 40 mill yet let’s all panic.

I take it you have not watch Everton for a while.

 

[Tony1985]

I’ve woke up with wet sheets this morning, I’m on the verge here.

 

[scotchbutterpin]

Meanwhile we’re moving to a new waterfront stadium

We're really not.

 

[Saint Domingo]

Have we replaced Marcel?

Too many European clubs with three letter acronyms.

 

[mmmmsnouts]

Not sure what’s worse around here — the people whose heads have gone, or the people pretending their heads have gone so they can be cool and edgy

 

[MikeH72]

We're really not.

Hi mate, where are Newcastle up to in their quest for world domination?

 

[everton1953]

Hi mate, where are Newcastle up to in their quest for world domination?

They will receive a setback if they take Bruce and any of our surplus gash players. I think in their hearts they would settle for mid table stability and we could help them achieve that with McCarthy, Tosun, Bolassie and ,,, and.... They would play in front of 52,000 adoring fans which is a lot more than we have. They might even challenge us for 9th place.

 

[Ring master]

The only time i panic is when we are leading by 1 goal going into final 10mins [or even thinking the worst when 3 up thinking 3-3 etc ],or drawing with 10mins to go etc thinking we will lose last min,other than that why panic

 

[reefy]

have the most garish sponsor logo in the league

Maybe once we stop touting Angry Birds on our kit there, mate...

 

[ricer10]

Not now....we've signed Delph !!

 

[billyblue80]

Forward

 

[fandjango]

I take it you have not watch Everton for a while.

i watched them finish 3rd in performances over the last couple of months and beating top six sides away .......so that worn out phrase doesnt really apply

 

[marsh]

I think people are panicking as they type as not much is making sense haha